{"id":1784,"date":"2008-03-07T21:17:39","date_gmt":"2008-03-07T21:17:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oneandonly.me.uk\/?p=1784"},"modified":"2008-03-07T21:17:39","modified_gmt":"2008-03-07T21:17:39","slug":"friday-7th-march-2008","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2008\/03\/07\/friday-7th-march-2008\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday 7th March 2008"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have solved a problem. To be fair I have created a different one in the process. When we lived in Belgium, the office had a window at my level so that I could curl up near my mistress and look out. The office here does not have an Alfie sized window. However, if I climb up on my Mater\u2019s lap when he is sitting at his desk, I can see out of the window that is higher up. Now all I need to do is get him to work from home all the time and not mind having me sitting on his knee. The problem I need to solve is to stop moulting all over his clothes as he isn\u2019t as understanding as my Mistress.<\/p>\n<p>My Mistress has been looking at what I would need to do to become a Pet Assisted Therapy dog. I\u2019m not really sure that she thinks I have time but it might be nice to do a bit of voluntary work. I would have to go for an exam first to see if I was suitable. I wonder if I would pass or not. I would be very nervous and worried about what questions they were going to ask. I wonder if it is the sort of test that you can revise for.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve got a bit of time to myself this morning as my mistress has gone on an expedition to find the \u2018Reference Library\u2019, I reminded her about turning her mobile phone off so that she doesn\u2019t get told off as she did in Belgium! I couldn\u2019t see the point in a reference library. Why go to a library where you can\u2019t borrow the books? You said you look at them while you are there, but if you get to a good bit of the book, you don\u2019t want to put it back on the shelf.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>I have solved a problem. To be fair I have created a different one in the process. When we lived in Belgium, the office had <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2008\/03\/07\/friday-7th-march-2008\/\" title=\"Friday 7th March 2008\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":13916,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1784","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1784","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1784"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1784\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13916"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1784"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1784"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1784"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}