{"id":1778,"date":"2008-03-04T21:15:03","date_gmt":"2008-03-04T21:15:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oneandonly.me.uk\/?p=1778"},"modified":"2008-03-04T21:15:03","modified_gmt":"2008-03-04T21:15:03","slug":"tuesday-4th-march-2008","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2008\/03\/04\/tuesday-4th-march-2008\/","title":{"rendered":"Tuesday 4th March 2008"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s back. The car has returned. You can\u2019t see the join! I know they were getting new bits but I still expected to notice a difference, but I can\u2019t. Now I can go on all the journeys and not be left out. I don\u2019t need to go on the morning school run, I\u2019m sleeping then.<\/p>\n<p>James has been horse riding and unicycling all on the same day. I think my Master had a little go on the unicycle too. It seems a bit unfair when he has told my mistress not to have a go because he thinks she would end up in hospital. He has a point, but what makes him think that he won\u2019t? James is doing well at both the riding and the unicycling, which is more than can be said for my Master!<\/p>\n<p>There is one bit about James living here that from a dog\u2019s perspective is great. Not only does more food get dropped everywhere (I think that is a boy thing), but there is more cooking go on. I approve of more cooking. More cooking means more scraps. To be honest it\u2019s easier to raid the bin when there are children about too. I just need to persuade them to go on more walks so that I don\u2019t get fat too!<\/p>\n<p>On the bad news front, the kennels don\u2019t have en suite facilities. They don\u2019t offer \u2018in-room dining\u2019 with a choice of steak and chips or steak without chips either. I can\u2019t imagine the establishment being awarded many stars in doggy guide books. I think that is a scheme that the PDDP should take up, awarding stars to hotels, guest houses and kennels, from a dog\u2019s eye view. I\u2019ve been promised a weekend in the Lake District with my master and mistress in the next couple of weeks, so perhaps I can start with wherever we stay for that.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>It\u2019s back. The car has returned. You can\u2019t see the join! I know they were getting new bits but I still expected to notice a <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2008\/03\/04\/tuesday-4th-march-2008\/\" title=\"Tuesday 4th March 2008\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":13865,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1778","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1778","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1778"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1778\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13865"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1778"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1778"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1778"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}