{"id":17668,"date":"2020-08-02T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-08-02T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=17668"},"modified":"2020-08-02T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2020-08-02T05:00:00","slug":"table-manners-sunday-2nd-august-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2020\/08\/02\/table-manners-sunday-2nd-august-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"Table Manners – Sunday 2nd August 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Table Manners<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Well it seems the squirrel needs to learn a few table manners. When we came down for breakfast yesterday Mum was delighted to see that our squirrel was using her little table. There was just one problem. She was sitting on the table to eat, rather than on the bench. We\u2019d never be allowed to do that. He sat there and munched his way through a hazelnut or two. Mum just wished she\u2019d had her camera set up and close enough to get a picture for you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Johnny b. Goode<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Dad has fallen in love with little Johnny b. Goode, my new nephew. He went to visit him again on Friday and they seem to be building a bit of a bond. Mum has very calmly told Dad that the positions of \u2018pet\u2019 are all currently taken in our household and we can\u2019t have him. He\u2019s already got a home to go to anyway. Dad says he thinks the people he goes to will be very lucky and very happy with their new family member.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Heart Test<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

I last had a heart test when I was two years old. The cardiologist said I should have a retest when I was five. Mum, being the way she is, kept a careful note. As it was my fifth birthday last week she has booked me in for my retest. She had hoped to take me back to the same person I saw before, but as they are in Switzerland and we can\u2019t travel at the moment, that\u2019s a bit difficult. I\u2019m going to see Shadow\u2019s cardiologist instead. Shadow says she\u2019ll go with me so I don\u2019t have to go in on my own. She\u2019s going to have an up to date test done too. Mum has been a bit concerned about her recently so it seems like a good idea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Love<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wilma<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Table manners – Wilma thinks the squirrel needs to learn some table manners. This really isn’t how things should be done.<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":17669,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[50,53,58,93],"class_list":["post-17668","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-day-to-day-life","tag-entlebucher","tag-puppies","tag-wildlife","tag-wilma","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17668","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17668"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17668\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/17669"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17668"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17668"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17668"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}