{"id":1747,"date":"2008-02-18T18:10:56","date_gmt":"2008-02-18T18:10:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oneandonly.me.uk\/?p=1747"},"modified":"2008-02-18T18:10:56","modified_gmt":"2008-02-18T18:10:56","slug":"monday-18th-february-2008","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2008\/02\/18\/monday-18th-february-2008\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday 18th February 2008"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hugo is dealing with his issues. He wagged his tail at me yesterday and we had a bit of fun playing in the garden. It\u2019s a shame there\u2019s a fence between us. What was funny was that when my mistress came to get me to come in, she looked up and saw what can only be described as a \u2018satellite dish\u2019 on the side of the house. \u2018Now correct me if I\u2019m wrong\u2019, I said to her, \u2018but weren\u2019t you told that you couldn\u2019t put a satellite dish up when you asked the letting agent. Isn\u2019t that why you have had all these problems sorting out a broadband connection?\u2019 Sadly I was right. So, having signed up for broadband from another provider and told my master he can\u2019t have Sky tv, it turns out that may not be the case after all. My mistress took it all in her stride, which is more than can be said for plumbing in the washing machine. The landlord told us the last people took a vital part with them so he brought round a replacement. Sadly the replacement was not the right part. On Saturday my master and mistress tried to buy the right part but forgot to take the existing thing with them, so they bought something that was the wrong size. On Sunday my master went back to buy the right size. He forgot to take the one back that was wrong, or the part he was trying to match to. Now we have two wrong parts and still no plumbed in washing machine.&nbsp; Today my mistress has been tasked with taking the old part and finding a plumbers merchant to buy the new part from. Let\u2019s see if we can mange the full set of three wrong parts or whether it will be third time lucky.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Hugo is dealing with his issues. He wagged his tail at me yesterday and we had a bit of fun playing in the garden. It\u2019s <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2008\/02\/18\/monday-18th-february-2008\/\" title=\"Monday 18th February 2008\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":13720,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1747","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1747","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1747"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1747\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1747"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1747"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1747"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}