I don\u2019t want any more deliveries. The biggest problem of Mum not going out is that anything she wants has to be brought to her. And I do mean anything. I don\u2019t especially mind the doorbell ringing. It\u2019s Shadow who is the problem. She only has to think someone might be coming to the door in order to announce it to the whole village. She is driving everyone bonkers. I have tried to suggest to Mum that she should simply stop buying anything, but then I guess we\u2019d all go hungry if she followed that advice. The only other option would be for her to get everything from one place, but she\u2019s pointed out that there is nowhere selling everything she wants. We need a compromise.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I should just stress here that this is not one I\u2019m going to be getting excited about. Mum is looking forward to the arrival today of a 6mm chisel. Shadow will get yet another opportunity to bark and I\u2019m left wondering why on earth she would want a chisel. I, on the other paw, have been asking when my paddling pool will arrive. That was ordered ages ago, Mum says that it\u2019s due to come next week, which I\u2019m guessing will mean the good weather will come to an end.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As I\u2019ve been good, Mum says she will try to set up a game of sniff and search over the weekend. She will lay a trail of toys and treats around the garden and send me out on a treasure hunt. I asked if it could just be treats, but apparently I will get fat if I have too many treats. I think she should take her own advice. She didn\u2019t take it well when I said that. She was eating a scone with clotted cream at the time. I was feeling a little jealous.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Love<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wilma<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Wilma does not want any more deliveries. It is not an unreasonable request. At least, not when you live with Shadow.<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":18196,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[50,27,93],"class_list":["post-17445","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-day-to-day-life","tag-entlebucher","tag-shadow","tag-wilma","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17445","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17445"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17445\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/18196"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17445"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17445"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17445"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}