{"id":17370,"date":"2020-05-04T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-05-04T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=17370"},"modified":"2020-05-04T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2020-05-04T05:00:00","slug":"aristotle-has-done-it-again-monday-4th-may-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2020\/05\/04\/aristotle-has-done-it-again-monday-4th-may-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"Aristotle has done it again! – Monday 4th May 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Aristotle has done it again!<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Well, Aristotle has done it again! Don\u2019t worry, I\u2019m not talking about removing his stitches. They are all fine and his cone of shame is still firmly in place. It\u2019s the dressing from his leg. It must have fallen off naturally at some point. He\u2019s eaten it again. Given that we still haven\u2019t seen the return of the first one, that now makes two clogging up his inside. He\u2019s eating and pooing normally, so Mum is not unduly worried. She says it will just mean a double dose of carrot peelings in a week\u2019s time. I just hope that works. He really doesn\u2019t want any more trips to the vet than necessary.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Moaning<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Mum is getting fed up with Shadow moaning. She really has become a crotchety old lady, but don\u2019t let her hear me say that. The problem is partly because she has to have her tablet half an hour before eating. Shadow does not like waiting. Ok, to be fair, it\u2019s a breed thing and we\u2019re all a bit impatient. In a morning it\u2019s worse as the rest of us go ahead and have our breakfast without her. That\u2019s mainly my fault \u2013 I moan if I don\u2019t get fed first thing and I can be pretty insistent. That means Shadow is left waiting which she moans about.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Please don\u2019t think that Aristotle is innocent in all this. Woe betide Mum if she doesn\u2019t put him to bed on time. He hates staying up beyond his bedtime. With me, it\u2019s just that I want my bedtime biscuit. With Aristotle it\u2019s because he wants his beauty sleep.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dog at work<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Today is a working day and Mum says she\u2019s going to be busy. Apparently I have to help, so I\u2019m prepared and ready. I\u2019m not sure exactly which tasks she\u2019s delegating to me, but whatever they are I\u2019ve got the best chair and I\u2019m not moving.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Love<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wilma<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Aristotle has done it again. Shadow is a crotchety old lady and Wilma is hard at work. Join her to find out more.<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":17825,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[63,50,27,93],"class_list":["post-17370","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-day-to-day-life","tag-aristotle","tag-entlebucher","tag-shadow","tag-wilma","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17370","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17370"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17370\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/17825"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}