{"id":1734,"date":"2008-02-12T17:02:42","date_gmt":"2008-02-12T17:02:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oneandonly.me.uk\/?p=1734"},"modified":"2008-02-12T17:02:42","modified_gmt":"2008-02-12T17:02:42","slug":"tuesday-12th-february-2008","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2008\/02\/12\/tuesday-12th-february-2008\/","title":{"rendered":"Tuesday 12th February 2008"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s funny now that a trip to my grandparents doesn\u2019t involve international travel. There almost seems to be something wrong with being able to just drive down the motorway, it\u2019s almost too easy. Not that easy of course as my mistress\u2019s car is still being repaired, so we\u2019ve had to come in mine. It\u2019s all very well but the seat and I are not the same size. One of us has extra bits to spare and it\u2019s not the seat! I don\u2019t think it is because I need to diet, I tried that but it was no fun. I must just say that dieting was not as bad as the eye drops for conjunctivitis. I have concluded that I don\u2019t like eye drops. I don\u2019t even like them a little bit. I was a bit naughty really, whilst I know they were supposed to do me good, it still took my master and mistress to catch me, hold me and apply the eye drops. They have several injuries to show for it too. My mistress really does bruise easily.<\/p>\n<p>My mistress is finding trying to register her car as English is not as easy as one would hope. The office that she went to last week and refused to move until somebody helped her, has sent all the paperwork back saying that there is something wrong with one of the official documents. What they don\u2019t say is what exactly is supposed to be wrong with it. It is a document that is provided by the manufacturer, which at least means it isn\u2019t something that my mistress has done wrong.&nbsp; My mistress is starting to think that she understood how life worked in Belgium rather more than she does here. At least there if all else failed you could simply show the first document that came to hand and everyone was happy. More to the point the people were always friendly and helpful. I\u2019m starting to be rather proud of being Belgian.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>It\u2019s funny now that a trip to my grandparents doesn\u2019t involve international travel. There almost seems to be something wrong with being able to just <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2008\/02\/12\/tuesday-12th-february-2008\/\" title=\"Tuesday 12th February 2008\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":13663,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1734","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1734","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1734"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1734\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13663"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}