Hugo has issues, or at least that is what Hugo\u2019s mistress told my mistress. Sadly I seem to be one of his issues. Hugo is my new neighbour. He\u2019s a black Labrador a bit younger than me but he doesn\u2019t like me very much. His brother is ok, he\u2019s a bit younger and we have wagged our tails at each other but Hugo isn\u2019t so sure about everything. I\u2019ve tried to explain that I\u2019m harmless but that didn\u2019t work. He may of course be jealous as his master thinks I\u2019ve got a lovely face. It seems in this village everyone has a dog. My owners are already becoming known by their dog, me. It\u2019s not a big village and it turns out that everyone knows everyone and by going to the pub on Saturday evening, without me I hasten to add, it turns out that it won\u2019t be long before my owners know everyone too. It turns out that they play hockey on unicycles here. The worry is that my mistress wants to try. She has wanted a unicycle for ages but so far my master has convinced her that it isn\u2019t a good idea. How is he going to persuade her in a village where even the paper-boy delivers by unicycle? Unicycle has got to be a better option for dogs too, holding the handle bars is always tricky with paws, so having something with no handle bars has got to be easier.<\/p>\n
The house is starting to look a little straighter. James has brought some of his stuff down to the house and it starts to look like a lived in room. I tried to help him but he told me to go away, which I didn\u2019t think was very nice of him. I hope he doesn\u2019t say that to me all the time when he moves in.<\/p>\n
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