{"id":17290,"date":"2020-04-11T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-04-11T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=17290"},"modified":"2020-04-11T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2020-04-11T05:00:00","slug":"killjoy-saturday-11th-april-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2020\/04\/11\/killjoy-saturday-11th-april-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"Killjoy – Saturday 11th April 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Killjoy<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Mum can be such a killjoy. She has been round the garden collecting all the bits of stick and putting them out of my way. Apparently, totally ignoring the fact that she has told me several times to stop eating them just wasn\u2019t ok. Anyway, I really don\u2019t know why she bothers. By the time I\u2019ve pulled up a few more plants and taken branches from trees which are still supposed to be growing, she\u2019s going to really wish she\u2019d just left me to it. Shadow and me playing tug with a branch and getting a bit carried away was probably the last straw. We nearly broke a young cherry tree and Mum got a bit cross. If she will go planting things where they are in our way, what does she expect?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Me and Dad in the garden<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Bone Hunt<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

The good news is that if we\u2019re good, Mum has said we can have an Easter bone hunt tomorrow. I\u2019m a bit concerned by that little word \u2018if\u2019, as it gives far too much room for interpretation. I asked if she could be rather more specific, but it seems that is not going to happen. I\u2019m supposed to be good by any measure she chooses to use on the day. Here, I will give you some examples. I must not demand breakfast at 6am. I must not bark at her when I want something. Oh the list is endless. I\u2019m doomed to failure.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Voice recognition<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

After Aristotle trying the voice recognition software the other day, I thought I\u2019d have a go. It\u2019s amazing. Every time I barked it correctly translated it as \u2018hello\u2019. I will use it on Shadow when she\u2019s in a bad mood and doesn\u2019t want to be disturbed and see if it will correctly get \u2018Go away, punk, I\u2019m busy.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Love<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wilma<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mum is such a killjoy so WIlma is seeing if she can get around Dad. Mind you, there is a bone hunt planned for tomorrow.<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":18027,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[63,50,27,93],"class_list":["post-17290","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-day-to-day-life","tag-aristotle","tag-entlebucher","tag-shadow","tag-wilma","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17290","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17290"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17290\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/18027"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}