{"id":17187,"date":"2020-03-11T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-03-11T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=17187"},"modified":"2020-03-11T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2020-03-11T06:00:00","slug":"shadow-and-aristotle-wednesday-11th-march-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2020\/03\/11\/shadow-and-aristotle-wednesday-11th-march-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"Shadow and Aristotle &#8211; Wednesday 11th March 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Shadow and Aristotle<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Shadow and Aristotle have had a bit of a falling out. To be fair, there\u2019s never been that much love lost between them. She might be his mother, but she didn\u2019t want him to stay here when he was a pup and she\u2019s never quite got over her prejudice. At the moment, as Mum is with Alfie so much, Shadow and Aristotle are spending a lot of time together in the snug. Alfie can\u2019t cope with Ari being close, so Shadow is supposed to be monitoring his behaviour. Well, you can imagine what Aristotle thinks of that. Yesterday, he let all his frustration out and pounced on her. Shadow then complained he\u2019d actually hurt her and moaned like anything. Mum thinks she was just doing it to make a point. Anyway, Shadow\u2019s last words on the subject were, \u2018If you make me share a room with that xxxx dog again, then I won\u2019t be responsible for my actions.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Red Mist<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Mum said she\u2019s seen Shadow when the red mist comes down and\nshe gets really angry, so she may need to find alternative arrangements for\nAristotle for a while. He\u2019s more trustworthy than I am, so I\u2019m guessing he may\nget the use of the office. If he does, I suggest Mum unplugs the phone first to\nstop him making any calls to premium rate numbers. You can never be too certain\nwhat he\u2019s going to work out how to do next.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Alfie Going to the Vet<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Alfie is going to the vet again this morning. Mum needs to find out why he\u2019s been so unsettled despite all his medication. He\u2019s got to do one of those little sample pot things before he goes. Mum has to get it just right so as not to find herself too much part of the process. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/IMG_9049-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-17188\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Love<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wilma<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Shadow and Aristotle have had a bit of a falling out. He&#8217;s certainly no mother&#8217;s boy where Shadow is concerned.<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":18629,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[109,63,50,27,93],"class_list":["post-17187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-day-to-day-life","tag-alfie","tag-aristotle","tag-entlebucher","tag-shadow","tag-wilma","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17187"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17187\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/18629"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}