{"id":16916,"date":"2019-12-29T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2019-12-29T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=16916"},"modified":"2019-12-29T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2019-12-29T06:00:00","slug":"small-problem-sunday-29th-december-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2019\/12\/29\/small-problem-sunday-29th-december-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Small Problem – Sunday 29th December 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Small problem<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

I\u2019ve got a small problem. As most of you know, Shadow is a very bouncy and somewhat nervous dog. She is very prone to barking at occasional noises. That can be as simple as my Master coming downstairs. Now, here\u2019s the thing, she keeps making me jump. That wouldn\u2019t be so big a problem if it didn\u2019t lead me to be slightly incontinent. We have a bit of a pattern going on. A normal household noise, Shadow barks, I jump, I pee \u2013 our Mistress sighs and cleans up after me \u2013 and repeat! I think it may be proving a bit tiresome. She has certainly had serious words with Shadow, but let\u2019s face it, she\u2019s been a jumpy dog for the last eleven years so she\u2019s not going to change now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Shadow
Shadow – bitter wouldn’t melt in her mouth!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Yoda<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

My Master had a Lego Yoda for his birthday. There are over\n1700 pieces of Lego he needs to put together in the right order. It comes with\nan instruction book that has about 525 stages of what he has to do. He\u2019s got as\nfar as number 40. We\u2019re taking bets on exactly how far he will get before he\nhas to fly back to Switzerland. Our Mistress says if he finishes it then she\nwill bring out the Airfix kit he started two years ago. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eating<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

I was eating again yesterday. I didn\u2019t finish my breakfast\nuntil later in the morning, but I did have lunch and tea. I have said I\u2019d quite\nlike to see if there is a wet food I could try but after having had a touch of\npancreatitis not so long back I know our Mistress wants to be a bit careful\nabout changing my food. I guess all things considered I can probably see her\npoint. That brings me neatly back round to suggesting she gets me more steak. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Love<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Alfie<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Alfie has got a small problem in the form of Shadow. You might think butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth – but you’d be wrong.<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":16906,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[109,50,27],"class_list":["post-16916","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-day-to-day-life","tag-alfie","tag-entlebucher","tag-shadow","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16916","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16916"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16916\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/16906"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16916"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}