{"id":16908,"date":"2019-12-27T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2019-12-27T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=16908"},"modified":"2019-12-27T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2019-12-27T06:00:00","slug":"more-steak-friday-27th-december-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2019\/12\/27\/more-steak-friday-27th-december-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"More Steak &#8211; Friday 27th December 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">More Steak<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>I would like more steak. In fact, I think I\u2019d like steak every single day. Christmas day was great. It started with my Master giving me lots of cuddles before he set off to see his family leaving my Mistress and me to look after each other. To be fair, I was exhausted after my trip to see my grandparents, so was fairly out of it for most of the morning. We started a jigsaw together in the afternoon, but both of us were ending up with some odd aches from leaning over it. My Mistress let me help open her presents, but they were human things like chocolate so I was a bit disappointed with that. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_8728-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"Alfie having a cuddle with Dad, although what he really wants is more steak\" class=\"wp-image-16909\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">The Highlight<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Dinner was definitely the highlight. I had a whole steak to myself. I didn\u2019t have to share it with anyone. For the first time in my life it wasn\u2019t just a small one it was a full steak. How lucky am I? I hadn\u2019t been eating quite so well, but I ate it all up with no problem at all and then sat and asked if I could have some of our Mistress\u2019s one too. There was just the one downside and that was yesterday. When it got to dinner time, I sat by my bowl and our Mistress put dog food in it. Well, I looked at her. I walked over to the fridge. I looked back in my bowl and then back at her and said \u2018Where\u2019s my steak?\u2019 I\u2019m sorry to have to report that she says that I can\u2019t have steak every day. It was only because it was Christmas. I\u2019d have chewed it more slowly if I\u2019d known. Actually, I didn\u2019t chew it at all I just wolfed it down.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Waiting by the front door<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>I did spend some time waiting by the front door thinking my\nMaster would be back, but in the end I had to accept that it was just my Mistress\nand me for the night. My Master came back last night, so all\u2019s right with the\nworld again \u2013 it\u2019s just there\u2019s still no more steak so I need to work on them\nboth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Love<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alfie<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Alfie would like more steak, not just on Christmas Day. Every day would be a good start if it could be arranged.<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":16886,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[109,50],"class_list":["post-16908","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-day-to-day-life","tag-alfie","tag-entlebucher","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16908","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16908"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16908\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/16886"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16908"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16908"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16908"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}