{"id":16824,"date":"2019-12-03T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2019-12-03T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=16824"},"modified":"2019-12-03T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2019-12-03T06:00:00","slug":"stir-crazy-tuesday-3rd-december-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2019\/12\/03\/stir-crazy-tuesday-3rd-december-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Stir crazy – Tuesday 3rd December 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Stir crazy<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Mum and I are steadily going stir crazy. I think this is the least I\u2019ve ever known either of us move. Mum has taken up residence in a chair with a footstool for her foot, and I\u2019m doing my crocodile impression, lying along the length of the settee with my eyes very firmly watching her. To be fair, I\u2019ve been moving around a lot more than she has. Every so often I get up and do a few circuits of the settee, before slipping back down below the waterline and pretending to be a crocodile. Yesterday morning wasn\u2019t so bad as Mana\u2019s human and Falk\u2019s human came to see us. That at least meant I got to do some bouncing without being told off. Then I had to be a good girl until Dad came home from work. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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And here\u2019s the worst part, I had to wait for my tea! My food\nis on the floor below where our lounge is and Mum is finding stairs really had\nto do. She comes down from the bedroom in the morning and that\u2019s it until we go\nto bed at night. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Competition<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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I have also got some competition in taking care of Mum. Falk\u2019s human brought an ibex to help take care of her. Not a real ibex you understand, but that\u2019s probably worse. At least a real one would have been made to wait outside. This one can be chilled or heated and then sit on her foot to give it hot and cold relief. I said I could sit on her foot just as easily, but apparently that wouldn\u2019t be all right. Besides, which I point blank refuse to sit in the freezer to chill first.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

At least Mum has work she can do while she\u2019s sitting there. I\nhave to say, I am getting just a little bit bored.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Love<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wilma<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Wilma is going stir crazy sitting around while Mum can’t do anything. It’s usually lots of walks while we are travelling. This is no fun.<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":16815,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[50,43,93],"class_list":["post-16824","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-day-to-day-life","tag-entlebucher","tag-switzerland","tag-wilma","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16824","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16824"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16824\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/16815"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16824"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16824"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16824"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}