{"id":16793,"date":"2019-11-22T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2019-11-22T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=16793"},"modified":"2019-11-22T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2019-11-22T06:00:00","slug":"scary-sister-flashback-friday-22nd-november-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2019\/11\/22\/scary-sister-flashback-friday-22nd-november-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Scary Sister Flashback &#8211; Friday 22nd November 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Scary Sister flashback<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Before I bring you Alfie&#8217;s Scary Sister Flashback, the exciting news of the week is that the winter tyres are now on the car. We\u2019re ready to go. I am almost bouncing with excitement. Mind you, to be fair, Mum is pretty excited too. She\u2019s glad that Alfie seems quite well at the moment as it does make it easier having to leave him behind. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I rather liked this that Alfie wrote in 2007. It\u2019s nice to\nthink that his scary sister has made it to fourteen as well, but a shame he\ncouldn\u2019t have seen more of his other littermates as they all grew older.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><em>Scary sister<\/em><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p><em>My sister is scary. You may think the same about your\nsister but I\u2019m sure mine is scarier. There is only one of my sisters that\nscares me and that is the one that lives with my mum. She had a bit of a go at\nme yesterday and I accidentally ran into some barbed wire. Now you can call me\na wimp if you like but I asked my mistress if I could go back onto my lead and\nstay close by her and my master for safety. It is much easier to be brave when\nyou are hiding behind someone. I did whimper a bit about the barbed wire but to\nbe honest it only grazed the skin. It got me lots of attention though, which\nwas the important thing. <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>It was good to have my master around in the evening as it\nmeant we sat before a roaring log fire. It probably wasn\u2019t a very\nenvironmentally friendly thing to do, particularly seeing as it wasn\u2019t very\ncold but it certainly made my environment feel very friendly. Despite my scary\nsister I did have a lovely time and my mistress has promised that she will\nbring me back to visit when we move to England. I\u2019d rather like to see my other\nsisters and my brother too.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It was funny reading this from 2010. When I arrived, Shadow\ninvited me to take over as top dog. I think I should probably feel honoured now\nI\u2019ve read this.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><em>Top Dog<\/em><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p><em>I think we might have some top dog issues. If I\u2019m not very\nmuch mistaken Megan is fed up with how Shadow treats her and is starting to\nstand up for herself. I just want a quiet life and want them to sort it all out\namicably. I\u2019ve offered for them to sit down together and me be their mediator\nbut they are too busy have a stand off to want to be reasonable. I really don\u2019t\napprove of all this angst. I\u2019m your quiet roll over and let them win sort of\ndog. Arguments never achieve anything worthwhile. However, all that said I am\nbacking Megan and hoping that she will finally put Shadow in her place so we\ncan all have some peace and quiet.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Well, that\u2019s all from me. Have a wonderful Friday.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Love<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wilma<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Wilma is bringing you Alfie&#8217;s scary sister flashback &#8211; For the record, she was lovely, she just didn&#8217;t like Alfie.<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":18926,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[109,50,10,27,93],"class_list":["post-16793","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-day-to-day-life","tag-alfie","tag-entlebucher","tag-megan","tag-shadow","tag-wilma","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16793","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16793"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16793\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/18926"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16793"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16793"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16793"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}