{"id":16745,"date":"2019-11-11T06:00:22","date_gmt":"2019-11-11T06:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=16745"},"modified":"2019-11-11T06:00:22","modified_gmt":"2019-11-11T06:00:22","slug":"new-crate-monday-11th-november-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2019\/11\/11\/new-crate-monday-11th-november-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"New Crate &#8211; Monday 11th November 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">New Crate<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Wilma has a new crate! Oh you have to laugh. You should hear her grumbling. This one does not fold down, so she has no quick method of getting out. It doesn\u2019t have thin metal wires that she can pull off and then repeatedly bend until they break off. It is of much more solid construction. Our Mistress has, confidentially, told me there are three areas that may be weaker, but as one is the bottom and one is the top and the other is up against a wall, we\u2019re all optimistic that Wilma Houdini Dog has met her match. It isn\u2019t just about spoiling her fun, our Mistress is also concerned about her safety and welfare. When she breaks bars off and forces her way out one of these days she is going to hurt herself very badly and our Mistress couldn\u2019t cope with that idea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Dog Gates<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>On the bright side, the impossibility of containing Wilma has\nled to our Mistress completely removing one of the dog gates. That now makes\ntwo which have been put away. She is not happy about Wilma vaulting them just\nfor the fun of it, again because one of these days she will cause herself an\ninjury. Our Mistress is also fed up of walking into the ends of the open gates\nand causing herself severe bruising. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Vanity<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Now to something more important. I am, of course, quite a vain dog. I do like to make sure I\u2019m clean and smart. We didn\u2019t do a recreation of the photo I had with our Mistress four years ago, but I think I look pretty good in my new family photo. I do look a little greyer and I would really prefer you didn\u2019t comment on that aspect, but what do you think? Here are the &#8216;then&#8217; and &#8216;now&#8217; photos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery columns-2 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\"><ul class=\"blocks-gallery-grid\"><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/RJK-Lo-res-117-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"16746\" data-link=\"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?attachment_id=16746\" class=\"wp-image-16746\"\/><figcaption class=\"blocks-gallery-item__caption\">2015<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/Chris-Ros-Alfie_lowres-24-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"16747\" data-link=\"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?attachment_id=16747\" class=\"wp-image-16747\"\/><figcaption class=\"blocks-gallery-item__caption\">2019<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/li><\/ul><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Have a great day<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aristotle<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Wilma has a new crate and Torfheide Aristotle, Entlebucher Mountain Dog, is proud of his new official portrait.<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":18849,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[63,50,93],"class_list":["post-16745","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-day-to-day-life","tag-aristotle","tag-entlebucher","tag-wilma","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16745","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16745"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16745\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/18849"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16745"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16745"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16745"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}