{"id":16525,"date":"2019-09-18T06:00:43","date_gmt":"2019-09-18T05:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=16525"},"modified":"2019-09-18T06:00:43","modified_gmt":"2019-09-18T05:00:43","slug":"brute-force-wednesday-18th-september-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2019\/09\/18\/brute-force-wednesday-18th-september-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Brute Force &#8211; Wednesday 18th September 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Brute Force<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Wilma has executed a brute force attack on her crate. It is not a pretty sight. She\u2019s absolutely fine, but the crate most certainly isn\u2019t. We have had these crates for over eight years. It all started when we moved into this house and Shadow was unsettled by the move. Ari, bless his heart, does have a bigger crate than the others, so he can stretch out, but his is not made to as strong a construction. No one else has ever damaged a crate. Not even a little bit. Wilma on the other paw has not just moved bars aside but forcibly removed and broken them. Our Mistress is assessing the situation but she thinks the crate is past repair. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery columns-2 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\"><ul class=\"blocks-gallery-grid\"><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/IMG_8339-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"16526\" data-link=\"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?attachment_id=16526\" class=\"wp-image-16526\"\/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/IMG_8340-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"16527\" data-link=\"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?attachment_id=16527\" class=\"wp-image-16527\"\/><\/figure><\/li><\/ul><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">All Change<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Our Mistress says that unless Wilma buys the replacement out\nof her pocket money, she is not having a new crate. Wilma thought that meant\nshe has won the battle, but it\u2019s never that simple. We have four crates in our\nhouse, but I\u2019m really past being able to manoeuvre in and out of mine and since\nI can\u2019t do stairs there was no point it being near our Mistress in the office.\nWe\u2019ve concluded that we can make different arrangements for me and that as a\nresult my old crate can now go in place of Wilma\u2019s. I think there is going to\nbe some reinforcement done first though!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Sunshine<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>We have all been enjoying this sunshine. It does a dog good to spend time in the garden just pottering. Our Mistress is trying to take me out as often as possible so I can make the most of it. I don\u2019t want to be out there for long at a time, but I really do enjoy a few minutes here and there. It does these old bones good. I think it does our Mistress\u2019s old bones good too.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/IMG_0134-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16528\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Alfie<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Brute Force Wilma has executed a brute force attack on her crate. It is not a pretty sight. She\u2019s absolutely fine, but the crate most <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2019\/09\/18\/brute-force-wednesday-18th-september-2019\/\" title=\"Brute Force &#8211; Wednesday 18th September 2019\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":18943,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[109,50,93],"class_list":["post-16525","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-day-to-day-life","tag-alfie","tag-entlebucher","tag-wilma","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16525","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16525"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16525\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/18943"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}