{"id":16520,"date":"2019-09-16T06:00:20","date_gmt":"2019-09-16T05:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=16520"},"modified":"2019-09-16T06:00:20","modified_gmt":"2019-09-16T05:00:20","slug":"yo-greetings-bonjour-monday-16th-september-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2019\/09\/16\/yo-greetings-bonjour-monday-16th-september-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Yo, Greetings, Bonjour &#8211; Monday 16th September 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Yo, Greetings, Bonjour<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Yo, Greetings, Bonjour, Hallo, Hello, Morning, Guten Tag \u2026 I\nknow them all. Why does that matter? Well, Mum realised that the only way she\ncould have a phone call without Aristotle going bonkers was to avoid using the \u2018H\u2019\nword. \u2018Hello\u2019 is quite enough for him to become instantly overexcited. When he\u2019s\naround, Mum has found that if she answers the phone with something other than \u2018hello\u2019\nhe will happily stay snoozing and not want to join in. I\u2019m not that dumb.\nActually, what Mum said is that I\u2019m just over excitable when I hear the sound of\nher voice, but I\u2019m taking it that she really meant to say I\u2019m not that dumb.\nWhy would she want to be on the phone to other people when she could be talking\nto me? She does talk to me quite a lot, but there\u2019s always room for\nimprovement.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Fun Day<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>This week is an exciting week. Firstly, I\u2019m looking forward to\nDad coming home on Thursday. I know it\u2019s not that long since I saw him, but it\u2019s\nstill too long. Then on Saturday we\u2019ve got our Entlebucher Fun Day and I\u2019m\ngoing. I\u2019m having to not say too much as Shadow is fed up that she is being\nleft out. I do see her point, but she can\u2019t run about as much and we\u2019re staying\nin a hotel and she can be a bit of a liability if she decides to have a bark. I\njust can\u2019t wait to see family and friends who will be there. My niece Sybil is\ngoing to tell me all about my great-nieces and nephews. They will have all gone\noff to their new homes by then, so a good run should help cheer her up. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alfie has asked me to send his love to Bella too. She\u2019s had a\nhard time recently and ended up having an operation to remove an eye. She feels\nso much better now. It makes her wonder why she was so worried about the\noperation. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Have a great Monday<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Love <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wilma<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Yo, Greetings, Bonjour Yo, Greetings, Bonjour, Hallo, Hello, Morning, Guten Tag \u2026 I know them all. Why does that matter? Well, Mum realised that the <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2019\/09\/16\/yo-greetings-bonjour-monday-16th-september-2019\/\" title=\"Yo, Greetings, Bonjour &#8211; Monday 16th September 2019\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":18154,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,61],"tags":[109,50,38,93],"class_list":["post-16520","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-day-to-day-life","category-training","tag-alfie","tag-entlebucher","tag-fun-day","tag-wilma","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16520","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16520"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16520\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/18154"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16520"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16520"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16520"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}