{"id":16511,"date":"2019-09-14T06:00:09","date_gmt":"2019-09-14T05:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=16511"},"modified":"2019-09-14T06:00:09","modified_gmt":"2019-09-14T05:00:09","slug":"friday-flashback-saturday-14th-september-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2019\/09\/14\/friday-flashback-saturday-14th-september-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday Flashback &#8211; Saturday 14th September 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Friday flashback<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>It\u2019s Wilma here with Friday Flashback. OK, so I know it\u2019s not\nFriday, but admit it, I did make you check your calendar for a moment. Well I\u2019ve\nmissed Friday Flashback so I\u2019m doing it on a Saturday anyway. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>With Alfie not being so good, it\u2019s lovely to look back to when\nhe was young. This is from 2006 when he was not even a year old.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><em>The Mole Man<\/em><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p><em>I might have had a small nibble at the mole man as well.\nNot so as you would notice but if a strange man is going to let himself in\nthrough the back gate of my garden I am entitled to take a closer look. Or\ncloser sniff, bounce, or nibble as I see fit. I didn\u2019t do any real harm and it\nis good that he knows I live here and he visits on my terms and am I really to\nblame for just how exciting he smells?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then the following year, Alfie wrote about the times he used\nto be the one going everywhere by car. I rather liked this one, though I have\nto say I\u2019m envious as there is no option for a DVD when I travel<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><em>On the Move<\/em><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p><em>My travels continue once again and we are off to Middlesbrough this morning. \u2018Never stay in one place long enough to get caught\u2019, that\u2019s my motto! My mistress has a slight variation of that which is \u2018never stay anywhere long enough for them to find out what you\u2019re really like\u2019, but I guess it amounts to much the same thing. My mistress is planning a stop on route so I had a quick look at the map and said I wouldn\u2019t mind going to the Peak District or the Yorkshire Moors. <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>She rather spoilt it when she said it was more likely to be the car park of a motorway service station as she has to make a work telephone call. I was disappointed to say the least but said \u201cI suppose it will only be for five minutes then.\u201d Sadly it seems I was delusional, it is likely to be an hour. Now I don\u2019t know about you but there are many places I find more interesting to spend an hour of my short life than in a motorway service station car park. I think she might have finally lost the plot. <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><em>101 Dalmations<\/em><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p><em>I have asked if I promise to put the headphones on and stay quiet, whether I can watch a dvd in the back of the car. Although she said it might be possible, she drew the line when I asked for \u2018101 Dalmatians\u2019, mainly because she knows there is no way I will stay quiet. I am likely to jump up every so often and say \u201cLook at that one.\u201d \u201cThat one\u2019s cute.\u201d \u201cCan I have a puppy?\u201d You know how it goes with us kids when we get excited. She has said I can quietly read a book instead but I think on balance I will go with the nap idea.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ah well, that\u2019s all from the archive. Alfie had a quieter day\nyesterday so we\u2019re hoping he\u2019s feeling somewhat better than he was. I\u2019m not\nsure what we\u2019re planning to do today but at least if my suggestions get ignored\nI will realise that things haven\u2019t changed and Alfie was ignored all those\nyears ago.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Have a great <s>Friday <\/s>Saturday<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Love<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wilma<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Friday flashback It\u2019s Wilma here with Friday Flashback. 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