{"id":16258,"date":"2019-07-17T06:00:23","date_gmt":"2019-07-17T05:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=16258"},"modified":"2019-07-17T06:00:23","modified_gmt":"2019-07-17T05:00:23","slug":"humans-wednesday-17th-july-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2019\/07\/17\/humans-wednesday-17th-july-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Humans – Wednesday 17th July 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Humans!<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Humans, why are they the way they are? Move my crate, she said\nand what happens? She has only gone and washed all my bedding. It has taken me\nages to shed that much hair. Doesn\u2019t she have any respect for the lengths I\u2019ve\nbeen to. Then there were the biscuit crumbs. I was saving those for a rainy\nday. They did not need throwing out. Ok, they went soft a while ago, but my teeth\naren\u2019t what they were. It wasn\u2019t a problem. Actually, it was even worse than\nher throwing them out, Aristotle was helping her move the crate and he ate\nthem. He actually ate my biscuit crumbs. How would he like it if I were just to\nmarch into his room and eat the crumbs he\u2019s saved? Mind you, I think he has\nproblems on that front as Wilma generally gets to them first. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Swimming<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

I had a lovely swim yesterday. It seems funny to think back to\nhow scared I used to be. It is one of the highlights of my week now. I would\nnever have thought that might happen. Shadow watched me swim and kept getting\nup onto the side to check I was ok. It was nice that she cared that much, but I\nwas fine. I\u2019d like to keep going as long as possible really. As long as I go at\nmy own pace it seems to do more good than harm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chasing flies<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

It\u2019s that time of year again when Aristotle and Shadow go into\nfly chasing mode. It\u2019s never been my thing really, but they both seem to enjoy\nit. Shadow is fed up as when she was young she could get most of them and now a\nfair few get away. It\u2019s funny with Aristotle as with him being able to stand on\ntwo legs he can reach much higher and just lazily snaffles them off the window.\nYou would not believe how high the nose marks go in our house!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Have a good Wednesday<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Alfie<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Wilma putting her paws up<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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