{"id":16138,"date":"2019-06-09T06:00:46","date_gmt":"2019-06-09T05:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=16138"},"modified":"2019-06-09T06:00:46","modified_gmt":"2019-06-09T05:00:46","slug":"paws-up-sunday-9th-june-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2019\/06\/09\/paws-up-sunday-9th-june-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Paws Up – Sunday 9th June 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Paws Up<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Today is a paws up sort of day. Our Mistress says today she\nwill mostly be enjoying her new chair. I doubt that personally. I\u2019ve never\nreally known her sit still for very long. I think that\u2019s why she gets on so well\nwith Wilma. We are all starting to get excited about our Master coming home in\na week\u2019s time as he\u2019s much better at sitting still. Most of the time we can be\ncertain we\u2019ll find him exactly where we left him. That\u2019s helpful from a dog\u2019s\npoint of view. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wildlife<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Our Mistress is busy helping to organise a big village event in a couple of weeks. She has put signs by the roadside so that people can see it\u2019s happening. Now it seems the local wildlife has got in on the act and is happy to use the signs as perches. I do wonder if they are thinking of coming to the hog roast and whether it is thinking of buying a ticket or just dropping in to help itself. In fairness we\u2019ve all asked for tickets but our Mistress has flatly refused to take us all. I really don\u2019t understand why she thinks we are a risk. She seems under the impression we might help ourselves. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Relations<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Our Mistress has been telling us about a new relative we have\ncalled Tyson. I\u2019ve been trying to work out exactly what relative he is, but you\nknow how it is. Tyson has been adopted by our Mistress\u2019s nephew. Now I reckon\nher nephew must be my first cousin, so according to our Mistress that makes\nTyson our first cousin once removed. He\u2019s quite big and has a brindle coat. Our\nMistress says it\u2019s really soft and he\u2019s very placid. I have no idea what he\u2019d\nmake of us. He\u2019s nearly nine years old so I\u2019m guessing he\u2019s not going to want\nto run around madly. Wilma of course wants to meet him. If he\u2019s got any sense he\u2019ll\nmake his excuses. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Well I\u2019m off to put my paws up. Have a lovely Sunday.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aristotle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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