{"id":16112,"date":"2019-06-01T06:00:11","date_gmt":"2019-06-01T05:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=16112"},"modified":"2019-06-01T06:00:11","modified_gmt":"2019-06-01T05:00:11","slug":"reorganising-my-leads-saturday-1st-june-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2019\/06\/01\/reorganising-my-leads-saturday-1st-june-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Reorganising my leads &#8211; Saturday 1st June 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Reorganising my leads<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019m going to spend most of today reorganising my leads. No,\njust kidding. What dog would ever spend hours just moving their leads from one cupboard\nto another? We\u2019d rather just put the first one on that we come to and go out\nfor a walk. So what is it with humans and needing to move clothes round in the wardrobe?\nFair enough, I don\u2019t have summer leads and winter leads, but all the same don\u2019t\nhumans ever stop to think that all the time they waste on pointless tasks could\nbe going into enjoying themselves outside with us. Now I know our Mistress won\u2019t\nbe wearing her Christmas jumpers for a while. Even she hasn\u2019t started putting\nthem on before November and I can see the logic of them being on the top shelf,\nbut why not just put them there in the first place? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Maybe the reality is she has too many clothes and should just\nwear the same thing all the time. I said that last point to Alfie and he\npointed out that she does in fact wear the same things all the time, which means\nmost of the ones she has moved round don\u2019t even get worn. I will never\nunderstand humans.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Kennels<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>We are all trotting off to kennels just overnight so that our\nMistress can go to see Grandpa. I don\u2019t know which of them was more upset, our\nMistress to be separated from Wilma or Wilma to be apart from our Mistress. It\u2019s\na good job the rest of us aren\u2019t jealous types as it could all make us feel a\nbit less loved seeing what the pair of them are like. I get lots of cuddles too\nso I can\u2019t really complain but the two of them really are inseparable. I guess\nit was like that with Alfie until he started with his dementia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Have a great Saturday and be more like a dog \u2013 live in the\nmoment and forget reorganising cupboards.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Love<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aristotle<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Reorganising my leads I\u2019m going to spend most of today reorganising my leads. No, just kidding. What dog would ever spend hours just moving their <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2019\/06\/01\/reorganising-my-leads-saturday-1st-june-2019\/\" title=\"Reorganising my leads &#8211; Saturday 1st June 2019\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":17811,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[109,63,50,93],"class_list":["post-16112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-day-to-day-life","tag-alfie","tag-aristotle","tag-entlebucher","tag-wilma","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16112"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16112\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/17811"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}