{"id":16072,"date":"2019-05-19T06:00:35","date_gmt":"2019-05-19T05:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=16072"},"modified":"2019-05-19T06:00:35","modified_gmt":"2019-05-19T05:00:35","slug":"spoilt-dog-sunday-19th-may-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2019\/05\/19\/spoilt-dog-sunday-19th-may-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Spoilt dog – Sunday 19th May 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Spoilt Dog<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Wilma is one spoilt dog. You aren\u2019t going to believe this, but\nour Mistress has taken Wilma into account in buying a new comfy chair to sit\nin. Really, she insisted on getting on big enough for one human and one Wilma.\nOk, so she might have said I can sit with her sometimes too, but I\u2019m under no\nillusions. Wilma will be the one who gets to use the snuggle chair most often.\nIt isn\u2019t coming for a couple of weeks, but I\u2019m sure Wilma will want me to take a\nphoto of her in it when it does. Wilma is very excited as so far she says she\nhas had to make do with chairs we\u2019ve all had before her. This is her very first\nbrand new chair. She is one excited dog.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chaos<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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Yesterday in the office Wilma and I both decided to have a bit of a play. I can only say it\u2019s amazing how many things two dogs can knock over before someone says enough is enough. Thankfully, I don\u2019t think any of them were actually breakable, but we certainly left a fair amount of mayhem in our wake. In my defence, I didn\u2019t start it. Wilma was the one who wanted me to chase her and I really did try to resist, but there is only so long a boy can sit quietly with a girl trying to get them to take an interest. Wilma is really very good at enticing me. She led me astray, honestly she did. I think our Mistress\u2019s hearing will recover eventually but it may take a while. The bruises may last longer though!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Our Mistress has said that in future we can only play like\nthat when we are outside and she isn\u2019t in the middle of the chaos. I think that\nis probably sensible, at least on her part!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Have a great Sunday <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aristotle<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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