{"id":16040,"date":"2019-05-11T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2019-05-11T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=16040"},"modified":"2019-05-11T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2019-05-11T05:00:00","slug":"the-zoo-saturday-11th-may-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2019\/05\/11\/the-zoo-saturday-11th-may-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"The Zoo &#8211; Saturday 11th May 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">The Zoo<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Why can\u2019t I go to the zoo? It\u2019s all very well our Mistress saying they might keep me if I did, but I can\u2019t see how that justifies her going and leaving me behind. I wouldn\u2019t mind volunteering to be petted for a few hours as long as I could come home at the end of it. Our Mistress said that Wilma would have to be put in a cage with a sign saying \u2018Do not feed the Wilma\u2019 and she may well have a point. Anyway, I\u2019m fed up as that is what our Mistress is doing today and none of us can go with her. It led to a discussion of what our favourite animals were. My Master like\u2019s pandas best, after us of course. Our Mistress says she quite likes watching the sloths as they remind her of our Master. I don\u2019t think she was being serious. One of my nicknames is \u2018bear\u2019 so I guess I might be most at home with them, although I don\u2019t think real life bears are as good an idea to cuddle!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Alfie\u2019s Girlfriend<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Alfie\u2019s girlfriend Bella has to have a cataract operation next\nmonth. He wishes he go to be with her and hold her paw, but he simply isn\u2019t up\nto travelling. If everything goes well, her sight will be must better afterwards\nso we\u2019re all crossing our paws for her. We\u2019ll let you know how she is when it\ncomes to it. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Waiting for News<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>We\u2019re also waiting for news from Wilma\u2019s niece Sybil. Sybil is\nhoping to have her first litter soon. We\u2019re waiting to hear when she comes into\nseason so that she can start planning her trip to meet her boyfriend. It\u2019s likely\nto be later this month or early next month and will be the first litter for our\nbreed in this country for just over two years. Yet more paw crossing going on!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Have a great Saturday<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aristotle<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>The Zoo Why can\u2019t I go to the zoo? It\u2019s all very well our Mistress saying they might keep me if I did, but I <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2019\/05\/11\/the-zoo-saturday-11th-may-2019\/\" title=\"The Zoo &#8211; Saturday 11th May 2019\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":17607,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,15,113],"tags":[109,63,50,93],"class_list":["post-16040","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-day-to-day-life","category-dog-breeding","category-health","tag-alfie","tag-aristotle","tag-entlebucher","tag-wilma","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16040","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16040"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16040\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/17607"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}