{"id":15986,"date":"2019-04-23T06:00:12","date_gmt":"2019-04-23T05:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=15986"},"modified":"2019-04-23T06:00:12","modified_gmt":"2019-04-23T05:00:12","slug":"for-sale-tuesday-23rd-april-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2019\/04\/23\/for-sale-tuesday-23rd-april-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"For sale – Tuesday 23rd April 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

For sale<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Our Mistress has put a little \u2018for sale\u2019 sign on various bits and pieces. This is the danger of letting her do any spring cleaning. There\u2019s the buggy she bought for Aristotle that is too big to go in the car. That has just been sitting in the summerhouse for the last six years. Then there is our old crate from her old car. That\u2019s only been out there for six months or so, but if she doesn\u2019t find a buyer it could well make it to the six years mark. Then there are the old bicycles. She\u2019s starting with the one that has a bent suspension fork and is working her way up to the ones that just haven\u2019t been ridden for more years than I\u2019ve been alive. Actually that last point is not exactly true as I do seem to remember her trying one of them on our drive when I was a puppy and me almost knocking her off. Next she\u2019s starting on the box of computer bits that \u2018might come in useful\u2019 some of which date back a lot longer than the bikes and in computer terms may now be considered as antiques.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Me trying the trolley when it was new – years ago!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Odd without our Master<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Even for the few days he was home we all got used to our\nMaster being around. The house seems very empty now he\u2019s gone. We really need\nsome sort of routine to be re-established but that is not going to happen this\nweek. Our Mistress is taking a week off work. She never takes a week off work!\nToday we\u2019re going to doggy day care as she is going out. Then she\u2019s going out\nagain on Saturday but oddly that is for work to do some research. I\u2019m going to\nhave a pedicure while I\u2019m in day care on Saturday. I\u2019m not really sure if I\u2019m\nlooking forward to it. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Me and Shadow enjoying the sunshine<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

How much Chocolate?<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

How much chocolate can one human eat? For someone who is\nsupposed to be on a diet, our Mistress has been doing a remarkably good job of\neating all the chocolate she can find. I am suggesting we all support her in\nturning over a new leaf. I think it\u2019s girls to be honest. In our house the boys\nare all relatively slim and the girls\u2026 well I know it\u2019s not appropriate to say\nit, but there isn\u2019t one of them who doesn\u2019t have a pound or two to spare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Now I\u2019ve said that, I\u2019m going into hiding for the day!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Have a great Tuesday <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Alfie<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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