{"id":15929,"date":"2019-04-07T06:00:53","date_gmt":"2019-04-07T05:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=15929"},"modified":"2019-04-07T06:00:53","modified_gmt":"2019-04-07T05:00:53","slug":"the-seat-sunday-7th-april-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2019\/04\/07\/the-seat-sunday-7th-april-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"The Seat – Sunday 7th April 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

The seat<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Well the new seat in the garden has been declared a real\nsuccess by me and Wilma. Our Mistress is spending quite a lot of time sitting\noutside on it at the moment and one or other of us fits quite nicely cuddled up\nnext to her. What has really sold it to us is the lovely snuggly covers that\nour Mistress has put on it. Sadly, she takes them indoors when she isn\u2019t\nsitting out there herself. I think that\u2019s a real shame as we\u2019d happily be using\nthem at other times as well.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Our Master, our hero<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Well our Master really is mine and Alfie\u2019s hero at the moment.\nWe were running very short of our favourite biscuits and they come from the pet\nshop in Switzerland. Wilma was going to bring some back for us on her next trip,\nbut sadly that has had to be cancelled. I was looking at the biscuit bag very\nforlornly wondering how much longer we could make them last. Anyway, our\nMistress gave our Master directions to the shopping centre where he could go to\nbuy them. Sadly, she gave him directions to the wrong shopping centre so he\nwasn\u2019t too happy. I pleaded with him not to hold her mistake against us and he\nduly got back in the car and went to find the right one. Then he got a bit fed\nup as he\u2019d wandered round for ages and couldn\u2019t find the shop. I\u2019m delighted to\nsay all the problems were sorted out in the end and two bags of biscuits have\nbeen bought. Now we just need him to bring them home!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anything to declare<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

You can just see our Master on the plane home going through\nthe \u2018Something to declare\u2019 side at customs and then admitting to carrying to\nlarge bags of dog biscuits. I hope they don\u2019t get confiscated as that would be\ndreadful. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Have a great Sunday<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aristotle<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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