{"id":15855,"date":"2019-03-16T06:00:39","date_gmt":"2019-03-16T06:00:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=15855"},"modified":"2019-03-16T06:00:39","modified_gmt":"2019-03-16T06:00:39","slug":"my-role-in-life-saturday-16th-march-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2019\/03\/16\/my-role-in-life-saturday-16th-march-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"My role in life – Saturday 16th March 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

My role in life<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

My role in life is definitely to be cuddled.\nI would like to be cuddled at all times. Preferably by our Mistress, but in her\nabsence I\u2019m willing to allow someone to act as a substitute to cuddle me. I may\nhave felt just a little insecure with our Mistress going away without me, but I\u2019m\nnot a fretting sort of a dog. It\u2019s just that since she\u2019s been home I\u2019ve realised\njust how much I need to be cuddled. I\u2019ve worked out she can still type at the\ncomputer while cuddling me, as long as I angle myself carefully over her legs.\nI don\u2019t think I\u2019m really getting in the way. If I am she doesn\u2019t seem to have\nthe heart to make me move. I do have very sort ears and thankfully our Mistress\ncannot resist nestling into my fur. It means I can get my way fairly easily. I\nam open to hiring myself out to be cuddled if any of you want to apply. I\u2019ll\nsee if I have any free slots in my timetable when our Mistress is either not\nfree or is busy cuddling one of the others. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Alternative options<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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If I can\u2019t be a full time cuddler, I\u2019m\navailable as a useless guard dog. I like to sit at the window and bark at\nanything unfamiliar, but prefer not to go outdoors in bad weather. I\u2019m really\ngood at alerting you to things you already know about, like the phone ringing\nor an alarm going off. However if I\u2019m asleep I prefer not to be disturbed and\nam more likely to just turn over. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bored with the weather<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

I\u2019m really bored with this windy weather. We\u2019re\nall going a bit stir crazy with our Mistress being ill. It does mean more cuddles\nbut I\u2019m really missing our outdoor time together in the garden. I like\npottering around with her just taking in the world. Hopefully both our Mistress\nand the weather will be back to normal soon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Have a great Saturday <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aristotle<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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