{"id":15705,"date":"2019-02-09T06:00:09","date_gmt":"2019-02-09T06:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=15705"},"modified":"2019-02-09T06:00:09","modified_gmt":"2019-02-09T06:00:09","slug":"indignity-saturday-9th-february-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2019\/02\/09\/indignity-saturday-9th-february-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Indignity &#8211; Saturday 9th February 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Indignity<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Oh the indignity and the disappointment. Yesterday, there\nI was in the kennels with Wilma and I thought my luck was in. I was brought\nbreakfast as usual and Wilma wasn\u2019t. Far be it from me to gloat, but she wasn\u2019t\nhappy to say the least. From my point of view, all was going well until the\nhumans came to take Wilma out and left me in my room. I didn\u2019t think too much\nabout it, but then the next thing I knew our Mistress came to my room to see me.\nNormally I go out to see her. I got so excited and presumed she was taking me\nhome and that the way of doing things had changed. You won\u2019t believe what\nhappened next. She put her gloves on and applied my special cream to my bottom!\nThat\u2019s all she\u2019d come to see me for. Then she went away again, taking Wilma and\nleft me behind. Oh how I howled as she left, but she didn\u2019t come back.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Lonely<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>So here I am in a kennel on my own, while Wilma has gone\nto visit our grandparents. Ok so I\u2019m only here until tomorrow, but that\u2019s not\nthe point. I\u2019m lonely. I usually share with Shadow but she wanted to share with\nAlfie. It\u2019s really not fair. I do see them at break times, but I\u2019ve got no one\nto annoy in between.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When I did see Alfie he was very excited. He\u2019s heard from\nhis girlfriend Bella and she\u2019s trying to arrange for them to have a day out together.\nShe\u2019s getting her human and our Mistress to arrange a day just for the two of\nthem. He was so happy about it. I was even pleased for him, even though it\nmight mean another day in kennels for me. Ah well. I\u2019m a patient sort of a dog.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Have a good Saturday<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aristotle<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Indignity Oh the indignity and the disappointment. Yesterday, there I was in the kennels with Wilma and I thought my luck was in. I was <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2019\/02\/09\/indignity-saturday-9th-february-2019\/\" title=\"Indignity &#8211; Saturday 9th February 2019\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":16536,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[109,63,50,27,93],"class_list":["post-15705","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-day-to-day-life","tag-alfie","tag-aristotle","tag-entlebucher","tag-shadow","tag-wilma","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15705","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15705"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15705\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/16536"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}