{"id":15679,"date":"2019-02-02T06:00:38","date_gmt":"2019-02-02T06:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=15679"},"modified":"2019-02-02T06:00:38","modified_gmt":"2019-02-02T06:00:38","slug":"you-call-that-snow-saturday-2nd-february-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2019\/02\/02\/you-call-that-snow-saturday-2nd-february-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"You call that snow? &#8211; Saturday 2nd February 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">You call that\nsnow?<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" src=\"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/IMG_7215-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-15680\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/IMG_7215-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/IMG_7215-326x245.jpg 326w, https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/IMG_7215-80x60.jpg 80w, https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/IMG_7215.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption>Me in the snow<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>You call that\nsnow? Well I\u2019m sorry but Wilma is not impressed. To be fair, I wasn\u2019t overly\nimpressed either. I\u2019d heard all the weather warnings and thought it might at\nleast come up to my ankles. You could still see the blades of grass so it\nreally doesn\u2019t count. There was no reason to call our Master in to show off his\nsnow shovelling skills or to get excited as only a mountain dog can. I gather\nfrom all the videos our friends were posting on line that some of you got\nrather more than we did and I\u2019m happy you\u2019ve been able to enjoy it. We on the\nother paw were left feeling a little disappointed. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Unfaithful<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" src=\"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/IMG_7243-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-15681\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/IMG_7243-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/IMG_7243.jpg 338w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>In the afternoon\nyesterday, Wilma saw our Mistress putting on her snow boots that she bought in\nSwitzerland and she got all excited. She said that up to now those boots have\nmeant that she and our Mistress were going on a special walk together. Can you\nimagine how disappointed Wilma was when our Mistress went out without her? It\nwas even worse when our Mistress came back and we found she\u2019d been out for a\nwalk with Pasha. Pasha is the alpaca who our Mistress went walking with a\ncouple of years ago. Well it turns out that theirs was not a one-off\nrelationship. We are distraught. To be fair she has says she still loves us all\njust as much and she won\u2019t be seeing Pasha again for a good long while, but she\ndid look very happy in some of the pictures.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Socks<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>It isn\u2019t as\nthough we will be able to forget her going off with an alpaca. She\u2019s only gone\nand brought back some sock to remind her of him. I think that\u2019s really unfair.\nShe could have made some socks out of the hair we shed, but no, that\u2019s not good\nenough for her. I\u2019m hurt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>See you soon<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aristotle<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>You call that snow? You call that snow? Well I\u2019m sorry but Wilma is not impressed. To be fair, I wasn\u2019t overly impressed either. I\u2019d <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2019\/02\/02\/you-call-that-snow-saturday-2nd-february-2019\/\" title=\"You call that snow? &#8211; Saturday 2nd February 2019\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":16234,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[63,50,93],"class_list":["post-15679","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-day-to-day-life","tag-aristotle","tag-entlebucher","tag-wilma","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15679","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15679"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15679\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/16234"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15679"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15679"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15679"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}