{"id":15587,"date":"2019-01-12T06:00:26","date_gmt":"2019-01-12T06:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=15587"},"modified":"2019-01-12T06:00:26","modified_gmt":"2019-01-12T06:00:26","slug":"sore-bottom-saturday-12th-january-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2019\/01\/12\/sore-bottom-saturday-12th-january-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Sore Bottom &#8211; Saturday 12th January 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Sore Bottom<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Now I know humans don\u2019t like talking about\nthese things in public, but my bottom\u2019s sore. Oh I\u2019ve licked it, but that only\nseems to be making it worse. Our Mistress has reminded me that the last time I\nspent ages licking it I also caused an infection in other parts of my anatomy\nthat I went on to lick. She has also reminded me not to kiss her. I\u2019m ignoring\nboth pieces of advice. I\u2019m going along with the cream being applied twice a\nday, although that is not much fun either. I don\u2019t know what to do. The vet\ntells me that where it is means operating is not a good idea as it could leave\nme without proper control and none of us really wants that. I\u2019m fed up. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The vet\u2019s other advice was that I should hold\nmy tail up more to let my bottom get more air. To be honest when you\u2019re feeling\ndown you don\u2019t feel so much like holding your tail up all the time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Favouritism<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Alfie\u2019s Christmas present from Wilma has\narrived. Is she ever a goody-four-paws? Either she gets more pocket money than\nI do, or she\u2019s got our Mistress to help with the cost. Anyway, because the bed\nshe and Shadow have in Switzerland is so comfortable she wanted to get one for\nAlfie. I don\u2019t think you are supposed to have your own name embroidered on\nsomething when it is for another dog, but that\u2019s Wilma for you! I\u2019m wondering\nwhat I\u2019ll have to do to get a bed like that one as I\u2019m now the only one who\ndoesn\u2019t have one and it looks rather comfortable. Being told I can have Alfie\u2019s\nold one is not what I had in mind. When I asked our Mistress about it, she did\nremind me that we\u2019d measured up a while ago and found that a bed like that\ndoesn\u2019t fit in my spot. I said in which case I should have a bigger place to\nsleep as well as a new bed, but I don\u2019t think I\u2019m going to get my requests met.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/IMG_7155-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-15590\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Have a great Saturday <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aristotle<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a9 2018 Rosemary J. 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