{"id":15577,"date":"2019-01-10T06:00:24","date_gmt":"2019-01-10T06:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=15577"},"modified":"2019-01-10T06:00:24","modified_gmt":"2019-01-10T06:00:24","slug":"all-home-thursday-10th-january-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2019\/01\/10\/all-home-thursday-10th-january-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"All Home &#8211; Thursday 10th January 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">All home<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>No sooner than we are all home together than\nour Mistress starts talking about going on other trips. I don\u2019t think she likes\nsitting still if truth be told. I, on the other paw, would really like\neverything to stay the same every single day. I will say that our Mistress was\nso pleased to see us all that I have had lots of cuddles, a good brush and the\nrequisite photo session. I took the opportunity not to cooperate, which at my\nage I see as a right. I could show you the outtakes for these photos too as\nthere was a certain amount of howling involved as well.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/IMG_7143-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-15578\"\/><figcaption>Shadow and Alfie<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Unfortunate timing<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>The first day of everyone being at home together\nagain is always a little bit fraught. Shadow and I do quite a bit of making our\npresence felt and well\u2026 I\u2019ll leave you to imagine. Anyway, now add into that\nmix the fact that next door chose yesterday to have all their hedges cut but\nstrange men using noisy hedge cutters that none of us liked. Oh, our poor\nMistress! She\u2019d got so much to get done yesterday and to say we were less than\ncooperative would be an understatement. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Coming home routine<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Life is much easier as a dog. The coming home\nroutine involves a lot of sniffing, peeing and checking nothing has moved. It\nis of course tiring and requires lots of naps. It does not however involve a\nlot of bill paying, food buying, putting things away, washing and a myriad\nother human inconveniences. Not wishing to sound ungrateful, I do realise some\nof it is paying my bills, but I think on balance I prefer our little rituals to\nthe ones our humans go through.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Oh, Ari said not to tell you, but I think he\u2019s got a sore bottom again and may need to go to see our lovely vet. He\u2019s asked to give it a day or so to see if it goes down first, but our Mistress has told him he shouldn\u2019t let it get worse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Have a great Thursday<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alfie<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a9 2018 Rosemary J. Kind All site content is\nsubject to copyright and may not be reproduced without written permission.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>All home No sooner than we are all home together than our Mistress starts talking about going on other trips. I don\u2019t think she likes <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2019\/01\/10\/all-home-thursday-10th-january-2019\/\" title=\"All Home &#8211; Thursday 10th January 2019\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":15636,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,113],"tags":[109,50],"class_list":["post-15577","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-day-to-day-life","category-health","tag-alfie","tag-entlebucher","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15577","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15577"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15577\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/15636"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}