{"id":15496,"date":"2018-12-22T06:00:37","date_gmt":"2018-12-22T06:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=15496"},"modified":"2018-12-22T06:00:37","modified_gmt":"2018-12-22T06:00:37","slug":"apples-saturday-22nd-december-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2018\/12\/22\/apples-saturday-22nd-december-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"Apples &#8211; Saturday 22nd December 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Apples<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>The apples have gone. I\u2019m distraught. I know\nour Mistress has left the apples she didn\u2019t need on the tree so the birds could\neat them, but I\u2019ve spent the last few months pretending to be a bird. The good\nthing being able to walk on two legs is that with it being only a small tree, I\ncould stand up and take one off whenever I wanted one. I\u2019ve been happily nibbling\na little bit of apple each day to supplement my diet and I have to say it has\nbeen great. Sadly, yesterday I finished the last one. Oh the birds have been\ncomplaining and I can sort of see their point, but to be fair they do have\ntheir own table in the front garden too. Now what am I going to do for fruit? I\u2019m\nwondering if there is some way of advancing next year\u2019s crop so I can start on\nthem sooner. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Excitement<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Never mind Santa Paws, I had an exciting evening yesterday. My brother, Amigo\u2019s human dad is one of my favourite people outside my own family. Anyway, he came to see me and it was just pawsome. I haven\u2019t seen him for ages and to be honest I miss him. We had a lovely cuddle. I may have barked a little bit but nothing more than you\u2019d expect at the excitement. It was a lovely day. Amigo wasn\u2019t with him, so I didn\u2019t see my brother, but he\u2019s ok from what I hear. It would be nice if we could all get together for Christmas. Obviously it\u2019s hard for my real Dad to pop over from Switzerland and I do have half brothers and sisters on his side that I don\u2019t even know. It would be cool if Mum Shadow and all the 22 of us brothers and sisters could get together though. Ah well, I guess it\u2019s not going to happen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Have a great Saturday<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Love<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ari<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a9 2018 Rosemary J. Kind All site content is\nsubject to copyright and may not be reproduced without written permission.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Apples The apples have gone. I\u2019m distraught. I know our Mistress has left the apples she didn\u2019t need on the tree so the birds could <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2018\/12\/22\/apples-saturday-22nd-december-2018\/\" title=\"Apples &#8211; Saturday 22nd December 2018\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":15195,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[65,63,50,27],"class_list":["post-15496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-day-to-day-life","tag-amigo","tag-aristotle","tag-entlebucher","tag-shadow","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15496"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15496\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/15195"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}