I\u2019m not bitter that I won\u2019t be seeing the Eiffel Tower. I am not disappointed that I won\u2019t get to visit the Louvre. I will be just as happy playing with Spencer. To be honest my mistress would be happier playing with Spencer than she would be going up the Eiffel Tower. She has been two thirds of the way up but insisted on doing it by the stairs rather than the lift and even that was a bit too much for her. I tell her it isn\u2019t the height she needs to worry about, just the hitting the ground, but she goes a bit wobbly so I don\u2019t think she\u2019ll try it. I on the other hand am planning to have my paws firmly on the ground.<\/p>\n
I am a little bit worried that she has enrolled on a \u201cWriting your novel\u201d course to give her a bit of support in the book she is about to write. My concern is that she is going to spend her whole life doing that and I won\u2019t get a look in. it wasn\u2019t so bad when she was helping me write my books, it meant she had to work with me all the time. If she is writing a crime novel I can\u2019t see where I fit in. I had wondered about disguising myself and trying to get into character so that I could appear in the book, but she wants it to be taken seriously so I don\u2019t think there is room for a pet detective. I suppose I am going to have my hands full with a puppy to train at some point soon, so perhaps I shouldn\u2019t be too hard on her.<\/p>\n
I was wondering whether to pack my birthday tug toy to take to play with Spencer but then I thought I would hate to forget to bring it home, I\u2019d better leave it here.<\/p>\n
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