{"id":15350,"date":"2018-11-20T06:00:18","date_gmt":"2018-11-20T06:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=15350"},"modified":"2018-11-20T06:00:18","modified_gmt":"2018-11-20T06:00:18","slug":"stairs-tuesday-20th-november-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2018\/11\/20\/stairs-tuesday-20th-november-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"Stairs &#8211; Tuesday 20th November 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Stairs<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/IMG_6763.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" src=\"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/IMG_6763-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-15351\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/IMG_6763-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/IMG_6763.jpg 338w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019m not sold on my stairs yet. To be fair, it\u2019s early days. I am having a better dementia day today so our Mistress says she\u2019ll spend some more time with me getting used to them. To be honest, I\u2019m at that age where I don\u2019t really like anything different. On the other paw, I am easily bribed. I still very much like eating. Our Mistress has been turning that to advantage by enticing me to use the steps by laying a trail of food. I have asked her to upgrade the offer to my favourite biscuits on the basis that that will make the whole process much easier.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Weird<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>You see the thing is, the steps are not flat. Oh I can see they are clever, as they go up higher without needing so many actual steps. The surface of each one slopes and at the moment I\u2019m not used to that. It\u2019s sort of a cross between a ramp and steps. I did go up them eventually, after a few false starts. However, as yet I\u2019m not convinced about the coming down. We\u2019re going to work on that one. Wilma very kindly showed me how to do it, but then wouldn\u2019t actually get out of the way for me to try as she wanted the treats. At my age, it\u2019s all about familiarity. Once something seems normal you wonder how you ever worried about it. Our Mistress has reassured me we can get to that point, but I think it might take an awful lot of biscuits.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Snow<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Our Mistress got very excited yesterday when she looked on the webcam for our mountain in Switzerland and saw it now has a light dusting of snow on it. There are a couple of warmer days forecast, so it could still disappear for a while, but it doesn\u2019t look that likely. Wilma is positively bouncing with excitement at the prospect of it all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alfie<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a9 2018 Rosemary J. 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