{"id":1529,"date":"2007-11-10T08:05:18","date_gmt":"2007-11-10T08:05:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oneandonly.me.uk\/?p=1529"},"modified":"2007-11-10T08:05:18","modified_gmt":"2007-11-10T08:05:18","slug":"saturday-10th-november-2007","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2007\/11\/10\/saturday-10th-november-2007\/","title":{"rendered":"Saturday 10th November 2007"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Typical teenagers. I am here because it is Helen\u2019s birthday and is she here to see me? No. She is out with her friends and we have to leave before she gets back. I hope this isn\u2019t her way of getting out of a birthday lick from me. Girls can be very funny about things like that.<\/p>\n<p>I am all packed up and ready to go back to Belgium. I can\u2019t wait to get home and know everything is in the right place. I do find all this travelling can be very confusing for a dog. I am going to my grandparents on the way, at least I know where I am there. I know I will be spoilt and played with and best of all fed scraps. We can\u2019t go until my mistress has loaded the car. We seem to be taking a lot of empty suitcases back with us, all seems a bit odd to me but who am I to question. Some of the suitcases do have Christmas presents in and I think one might have my birthday present in. It\u2019s just a guess, I heard a very interesting squeak coming from a bag that my mistress was pushing down inside. I asked what it was but she said I would have to wait and see. I have asked my master to take the day off for my birthday. I am after all his only dog. It was even worse than I thought, not only is he not taking the day off but he won\u2019t be home until the evening. He won\u2019t even be there to give me a hug in the morning. On the plus side at least I get to sleep on the bed for the night. On balance I guess having the bed isn\u2019t a bad consolation.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Typical teenagers. I am here because it is Helen\u2019s birthday and is she here to see me? No. She is out with her friends and <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2007\/11\/10\/saturday-10th-november-2007\/\" title=\"Saturday 10th November 2007\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12477,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1529","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1529","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1529"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1529\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1529"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1529"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1529"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}