{"id":15023,"date":"2018-09-01T06:00:01","date_gmt":"2018-09-01T05:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=15023"},"modified":"2018-09-01T06:00:01","modified_gmt":"2018-09-01T05:00:01","slug":"cartoon-saturday-1st-september-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2018\/09\/01\/cartoon-saturday-1st-september-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"Cartoon &#8211; Saturday 1st September 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Cartoon<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/IMG_6350.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" src=\"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/IMG_6350-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-15024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/IMG_6350-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/IMG_6350.jpg 338w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Our Mistress loves cartoons. I don\u2019t mean the Tom and Jerry type of things. We like those, but that\u2019s the wrong type of cartoon. She is a big fan of ones which sum the world up with a very simple sketch. She\u2019s very excited as her birthday present from our Master has finally turned up and it is a very special cartoon that is very appropriate for all of us. There is a cartoonist called Peter Steiner who summed the anonymity of the internet up wonderfully and you could almost think he\u2019d modelled it on the four of us. Now our Mistress will have it hanging on our office wall so we can all smile when we see it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The silly thing is that you all know we\u2019re dogs writing and we\u2019ve never pretended to be anything else. But I guess there must be dogs out there pretending to be human.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Enjoying time with our Master<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/IMG_6353.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" src=\"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/IMG_6353-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-15025\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/IMG_6353-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/IMG_6353.jpg 338w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>The girls do get the very best times with our Master. It was lovely and sunny yesterday and they went for a really nice walk and then sat on one of the village benches just watching the world go by. Our Mistress said it was funny because Wilma spent the whole time trying to inch further and further towards the pond. She really wanted to go in, but our Mistress said she\u2019d had one wet dog wrapping themselves around her legs this week and she really didn\u2019t want another. Oddly she was talking about me after swimming, but I would have thought she liked it when I wanted to get that close!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It&#8217;s going to be really odd when our Master goes away again tomorrow. We\u2019ve all grown accustomed to him being around. The good thing is he\u2019ll be home again in less than three weeks, so it won\u2019t seem nearly as bad as it has over the summer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Have a great Saturday<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Love Aristotle<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a9 2018 Rosemary J. 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