We walked past the vet again yesterday. I know it may sound unusual but I said, \u201cPlease can we go in?\u201d My mistress wondered what was happening at first but I reminded her that the vet said she could go in and weigh me any time to see if I had lost weight. Well I have been on my diet for a couple of days and to be honest I am getting quite desperate for scraps. I think I\u2019m wasting away, so I thought we could weigh me and I could prove that I had already lost all the weight I need to lose. My mistress laughed and told me it was going to take more than a couple of days. She has promised I can go in a week\u2019s time to see if I have made any progress.<\/p>\n
I\u2019ve replaced the yellow paint with lilac. That isn\u2019t strictly true, I have just added some lilac patches to the blue and yellow ones I had already got. I do like to think that my help with the decorating has been appreciated. Helping with the decorating has been preferable to sitting in the lounge where Andy has watched the same film several times in one weekend. It isn\u2019t even a film my mistress really likes. I wanted to go horse riding with James, but I wasn\u2019t allowed. I think they thought I might get in the way. I was rather hoping I might get chance to jump out at the horses, as I do on the path at home. Of course that may be why they didn\u2019t let me go. To be honest a couple of hours of not being called from every direction was a rather welcome respite, being the entertainment for two boys can be hard work for any puppy. It\u2019s when they are trying to teach me a new \u2018trick\u2019 that it really gets tiresome.<\/p>\n
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