{"id":14988,"date":"2018-08-20T06:00:34","date_gmt":"2018-08-20T05:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=14988"},"modified":"2024-04-22T09:14:45","modified_gmt":"2024-04-22T09:14:45","slug":"ive-been-framed-monday-20th-august-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2018\/08\/20\/ive-been-framed-monday-20th-august-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ve been framed &#8211; Monday 20th August 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">I\u2019ve been framed<\/h2>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/IMG_6301.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" src=\"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/IMG_6301-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14989\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/IMG_6301-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/IMG_6301.jpg 338w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>I\u2019m sorry, but I\u2019ve been framed. Yesterday Aristotle told you that I had stolen all the apples. That\u2019s just not true. I had to help Mum take some of the tree as the branches were too heavy. Ok, so I might have then carried on removing them over the last few days as well, but I didn\u2019t take all of them. I think it\u2019s important when I\u2019m being accused of theft that the extent of my crime is not overstated.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Claiming my human<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>I don\u2019t spend much time apart from Mum. We really missed her last week and I\u2019ve been very keen to show her just how much I love her since she\u2019s been back. She has said I seem to be stopping her from moving at times, but that\u2019s because I want her to stay still so I can cuddle her. It\u2019s funny, Ari has been the same. It\u2019s like we\u2019ve both suddenly realised how much we love her. Although, it\u2019s kind of nice but does make it hard for her to get anything done.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">A different walk<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>I went to do a meet and greet for some people who think they\u2019d like to add one of us to their family yesterday. I had a lovely walk. We walked along the river Swale near Richmond in North Yorkshire. I forgot to take any photos to show you, but there was a very fast flowing river and lots of mud. There was a ruined building and lots of sheep too. I did say hello to one of the sheep but Mum wouldn\u2019t let me go and play. I liked the people too, which was good.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Choosing a car<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>On the way back from our walk I had a long talk with Mum about her car choice. She needs to buy a new one and is trying to decide what to get. I said I like to be able to look out of the back window while we\u2019re travelling, so that\u2019s quite important. She has already got down our requirements of how much space we\u2019d like and that we want tinted glass so it doesn\u2019t get too warm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Shadow asked if it could be a bit lower so she didn\u2019t have to jump, but Mum said she can use the ramp if it\u2019s too high, which seems fair. I want to go to the garage to help choose but Mum says they won\u2019t let me try getting in and out of them all in case I scratch them. Now I just hope she chooses the one that I would if I were there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Love <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wilma<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a9 2018 Rosemary J. Kind<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>All site content is subject to copyright and may not be reproduced without written permission.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>I\u2019ve been framed I\u2019m sorry, but I\u2019ve been framed. Yesterday Aristotle told you that I had stolen all the apples. That\u2019s just not true. 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