{"id":14956,"date":"2018-08-09T06:00:12","date_gmt":"2018-08-09T05:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=14956"},"modified":"2024-04-22T09:12:09","modified_gmt":"2024-04-22T09:12:09","slug":"smoke-alarm-thursday-9th-august-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2018\/08\/09\/smoke-alarm-thursday-9th-august-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"Smoke alarm &#8211; Thursday 9th August 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Smoke Alarm<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>If our Mistress is going to set off the smoke alarm I am not going in the kitchen. The hard thing is that the kitchen is normally my safe zone. However yesterday our Mistress forgot she was in the middle of cooking and when she put the rubbish out decided to stay outside and cut the dead heads off the roses. We have a lot of roses. There were a lot of dead heads. 97 to be precise and yes she counted them. Anyway, when she came back in and took the lid off the pan roasted vegetables it turned out they were more char grilled than roasted. I of course went to stand outside the back door and refused to come in. It took a whole extra Bonio to persuade me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Barking Dog<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Again that would be me! I\u2019m sorry, but I find all this going away, coming home, going away\u2026 very confusing and I don\u2019t really know where I am. The smoke alarm hasn\u2019t helped but even before that I was unsettled. I admit I did start barking at 5am yesterday morning. I am also guilty of barking every time our Mistress tried to go to sleep after that up until 7am when she needed to get up. Of course, I then went to sleep by the kitchen door absolutely worn out. Our Mistress said she ought to have made lots of noise then to get her own back, but to be honest when I go to sleep now you could take a bulldozer to the house and I wouldn\u2019t know about it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">My Puppy<\/h2>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/IMG_6251.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" src=\"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/IMG_6251-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14957\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/IMG_6251-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/IMG_6251.jpg 338w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>Obviously I\u2019m very pleased to have our Mistress home as I really miss her when we\u2019re apart. I miss my puppy too though. Wilma is great company and I do enjoy snuggling up to her when we go up to bed. Ok, so she walks over me every now and again, in her haste to get to our Mistress usually, but she does remember to give me an apologetic lick afterwards.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Have a good day<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alfie<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alfie\u2019s Diary \u2013 the Book as well as our other books are available&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/s\/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&amp;field-keywords=rosemary%20j%20kind\">HERE<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a9 2018 Rosemary J. Kind<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>All site content is subject to copyright and may not be reproduced without written permission.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Smoke Alarm If our Mistress is going to set off the smoke alarm I am not going in the kitchen. 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