{"id":14750,"date":"2018-06-23T06:00:53","date_gmt":"2018-06-23T05:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=14750"},"modified":"2024-04-22T06:49:52","modified_gmt":"2024-04-22T06:49:52","slug":"partner-in-crime-saturday-23rd-june-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2018\/06\/23\/partner-in-crime-saturday-23rd-june-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"Partner in Crime – Saturday 23rd June 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Partner in Crime<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

My partner in crime was caught in the act this week. There we were in the utility in our crates. To be fair we\u2019d only just been put in there. However, it had been at least three minutes since our Mistress left the room. Long enough for Wilma to let herself out of her own crate. Anyway, our Mistress came back into the room for something, only to find Wilma in the process of undoing my crate. Oh dear, were we in trouble. Wilma was in more trouble than me, but however innocent I tried to look, I\u2019m sure our Mistress was not fooled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Our Mistress has applied additional tape reinforcement to all sides of the crate. Now Wilma can only use the doors. That won\u2019t actually stop her, but it will increase the time it takes by a minute or two!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Learning to Drive<\/h2>\n\n\n
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I\u2019ve decided I want to learn to drive. It\u2019s Alfie\u2019s little car that has made me start to think that. Normally I don\u2019t get to sit up front and see what\u2019s going on. I\u2019ve decided I rather like it. When I had to get in yesterday I moved across to the driver\u2019s seat and told our Mistress we could swap roles. Funnily enough she was not keen to be my passenger. I said I was sure Wilma would think it was a great wheeze and come with me. At that point I was told in no uncertain terms to move across to the passenger seat and get my paws away from the car keys. Some people are just no fun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Loose chippings<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

They are doing road resurfacing round here and there are loose chippings everywhere. Even when we drive slowly they make an awful lot of noise as they come up and hit the car. Part of the problem is that we are so low to the ground, but I really don\u2019t like them. I\u2019m going to ask if we can go a different way until they disappear.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Have a great Saturday<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aristotle<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Alfie\u2019s Diary \u2013 the Book as well as our other books are available HERE<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00a9 2018 Rosemary J. Kind<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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