Sometimes our Mistress laughs about some of the things she sees posted on the interet as being texts from the dog. We all had a big of a laugh working out what text conversations we would have with our Mistress. Our conclusions said a lot about our different personalities.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018There\u2019s someone outside\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018At our house?\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018No, just outside, but they might come to our house\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018Tell me if they come to the door\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018They are coming to the door\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018Where are they exactly?\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018Oh, my mistake the car went straight past\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018You only need to say something if there\u2019s someone actually here\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018They\u2019re here now. Really they are\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018At the door?\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018Well they might be. I can\u2019t see. I\u2019ve just fallen off the chair\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018Which chair? Where are you?\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018Got to go now. There\u2019s someone at the door\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018Hey\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018Hey, what?\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018Just hey\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018Ok, what have you been eating?\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018Nothing, man\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018Aristotle!\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018Chill, everything\u2019s cool\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018What\u2019s going on?\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018I love you\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018I love you too, Aristotle but what have you done?\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018Where are you?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018I\u2019ve gone out\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018You\u2019ve been ages\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018I only went five minutes ago\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018I miss you\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018I\u2019ll be home soon\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018I never want you to leave me again\u2026 not ever\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018I\u2019m hungry\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018You\u2019ve only just eaten\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018When?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018You had breakfast half an hour ago\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018Does that mean I can have lunch now?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018No, Alfie it doesn\u2019t\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018A snack?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018No\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018There\u2019s some steak on the side. Can I have that?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018No, Alfie, that\u2019s my tea\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018I might have accidentally nibbled the corner\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018Alfie, how much have you eaten?\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018There is still a mark on the plate where it was\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018Alfie!\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n If I\u2019m being honest, these days I can\u2019t get up to things on the side, but it\u2019s not for want of trying. Now, the table is a different matter. I can still get to that and I can always ask Ari to pass things to me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Anyway, have a great Tuesday. I\u2019m off for a swim<\/p>\n\n\n\n Love<\/p>\n\n\n\n Alfie<\/p>\n\n\n\n Alfie\u2019s Diary \u2013 the Book as well as our other books are available HERE<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u00a9 2018 Rosemary J. Kind<\/p>\n\n\n\n All site content is subject to copyright and may not be reproduced without written permission.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Aristotle<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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