{"id":14591,"date":"2018-05-19T06:00:30","date_gmt":"2018-05-19T05:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=14591"},"modified":"2024-04-22T02:07:21","modified_gmt":"2024-04-22T02:07:21","slug":"bots-saturday-19th-may-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2018\/05\/19\/bots-saturday-19th-may-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"Bots – Saturday 19th May 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Bots<\/h2>\n\n\n
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Alfie’s response to the people causing us website problems<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

When I say \u2018Bots\u2019 for once I am not talking about my bottom problems. We are fed up with bots. Our websites keep crashing because bots are constantly trying to get onto them. Our Mistress is tearing her hair out and trying to understand what is good and what is bad. In the meantime if you have a problem, we\u2019re really sorry but we are working on it. I felt quite pleased that one of my own posts from two years ago was getting so much attention. Now we are wondering why it is. It turns out it isn\u2019t that I have more fans than Alfie, which I have to say was very disappointing news.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Now we do have friends in lots of countries, but sadly we also seem to have some people in countries like Russia intent on causing a problem. I\u2019d just like to say to them \u2013 we\u2019re dogs. We aren\u2019t making money from this. We aren\u2019t about to undermine your country and while Alfie is the leader of a political party, it doesn\u2019t have as much influence as you seem to think. However, if you do want to help us get elected then we\u2019d much rather you just emailed us and said so.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Alfie<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Alfie is feeling very sorry for himself at the moment. He is going to have to have another operation to remove a lump from his paw. He hoped it was just another of his fatty lumps, but it turns out it isn\u2019t. Our Mistress thinks he might have another tooth abscess too as his face is a bit swollen and his eye is sore. To be honest, he\u2019s a bit miserable and telling us all about it, which is now driving us all mad.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

On the bright side we\u2019re all hoping he\u2019s going to get chance to see his girlfriend in a few weeks, which would be very special. He hasn\u2019t seen her for ages. I do hope he remembers her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Alfie\u2019s Diary \u2013 the Book as well as our other books are available HERE<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00a9 2018 Rosemary J. Kind<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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