Now when I say Einsteen meets the Kray Twins, I don\u2019t mean literally and I don\u2019t mean me! Next week for two days Aristotle and Wilma are going into kennels. It\u2019s because we\u2019ve got visitors and it gets a bit much for some people with all of us. Anyway, I said to our Mistress that I hoped she\u2019d warned the kennels what a dangerous combination those two could be. Aristotle is the mastermind of the operation. I\u2019m not saying Wilma isn\u2019t clever, but I don\u2019t know a dog as bright as Aristotle. Wilma is devious and will devise all sorts of dastardly plans. I\u2019m just worried that the combination of the two of them could lead to situations the kennels really hadn\u2019t anticipated.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They\u2019ve already complained about just how fast Aristotle can slip through a gap in a door when you aren\u2019t prepared for it. And that\u2019s a problem our Mistress knows all too well. I can just imagine between the two of them Wilma creating a diversion so that Aristotle can get through the defences unnoticed. This is the problem with having bright and mischeivous dogs. We don\u2019t just do what you expect!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Our Mistress does not normally buy much in the way of dog treats. She\u2019s really very strict with us all and says we shouldn\u2019t overeat. That was before me trying to put weight on. She has been giving me all sorts so I enjoy the whole experience, but that means all the spare treat packets are running out. In a very unusual turn of events I\u2019ve not got our Mistress asking me if I have any special requests for her getting treats for me from the pet shop. Sadly, my favourite malt and vanilla ones aren\u2019t available here, at least not that I\u2019ve found. I\u2019d got to the shop and have a sniff but I\u2019d find it all too stressful, so Wilma has volunteered to go on my behalf. I\u2019ve reminded Wilma she needs to choose ones I would like and not just her favourites. To be honest I think that fell on deaf ears!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have a lovely Thursday<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Alfie<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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