Just as I get excited about nice sunny days, they go again. Sadly the moles haven\u2019t taken the hint, but then I guess down there they don\u2019t realise the sun has gone in. thinking about it, it wouldn\u2019t be so bad if they stayed \u2018down there\u2019 the problem is that they keep coming \u2018up here\u2019!<\/p>\n
My mistress was telling me a story about someone who works from home and when there is a meeting in the office that they should be attending, instead of going in person, they have dressed up a hat stand and put it on wheels, so that the hat stand attends the meeting \u2018in person\u2019 and they just join by phone. The reason that my mistress has latched on to this is because of the number of phone meetings she has. She is now wondering if she could send something to attend in her stead. I have made a few suggestions, but none of them seem to have gone down well. I think it was seeing what was on sale for Halloween that inspired by thinking, that and the fact she has red hair! By the sounds of it I\u2019m not going to be able to scare the children here for Halloween this year as I shall be in England. The upside of that is if anyone calls at the house there, they won\u2019t know that I am a friendly, cute, cuddly dog. I am really going to have to work on my scary outfit and practice howling. I can do the howl itself, I am just struggling to put the \u2018blood curdling\u2019 into it. What\u2019s a howl worth if it can\u2019t curdle a bit of blood? I suppose the problem will be those parents that then come and complain that I am a dangerous dog that has frightened their child. It doesn\u2019t seem fair really as their child would have started off with the intention of frightening me and somehow people think that bit is ok. Do you think I could complain about a dangerous child?<\/p>\n
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