I want to know Why me? The others get medical problems they can talk about. Ones they can use to gain sympathy. I seem to get all the embarrassing problems that it\u2019s bad enough having to tell our Mistress about, let alone all of you. I\u2019ve got a sore bottom. Our Mistress says I seem to have a bit of a lump and she\u2019s going to monitor it over the weekend then decide if I need to go to the vet on Monday. I\u2019m just hoping it all goes away on it\u2019s own as I don\u2019t want to have to show it to anyone else.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Our Mistress went to a garden centre yesteday. She\u2019s been threatening to buy a gnome for the garden for a while. She didn\u2019t buy an actual gnome, but a bird bath with a little gnome sitting on the side of it. It\u2019s a slippery slope. Today a bird bath, tomorrow the whole gnome family. I know what she\u2019s like. Before we know it our garden could look like\u2026 well I dread to think. I just hope the birds appreciate how much she spends on them. It is leasing to a wider range of birds visiting, so perhaps they do. Although you should have seen the duck complaining yesterday when she was late feeding them all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We\u2019ve been depressing ourselves compaing our weather forecast with the one in Switzerland. Ours is not good. I hope my Master doesn\u2019t do the same as he\u2019ll never want to come home to see us. We\u2019re all counting down the days now. Our Mistress has to go to pick him up next Saturday. I think Wilma\u2019s hoping to go with her to the airport, but I don\u2019t suppose the rest of us will go. I shall be too busy preparing a welcome home banner for when he gets here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Love<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Aristotle<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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