{"id":14492,"date":"2018-04-23T06:00:07","date_gmt":"2018-04-23T05:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=14492"},"modified":"2024-04-21T23:59:43","modified_gmt":"2024-04-21T23:59:43","slug":"i-must-not-bark-in-class-monday-23rd-april-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2018\/04\/23\/i-must-not-bark-in-class-monday-23rd-april-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"I must not bark in class &#8211; Monday 23rd April 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-i-must-not-bark-in-class\">I must not bark in class<\/h2>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/IMG_5703.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" src=\"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/IMG_5703-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14493\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/IMG_5703-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/IMG_5703-326x245.jpg 326w, https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/IMG_5703-80x60.jpg 80w, https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/IMG_5703.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>I\u2019m going to be spending my morning repeating the words \u2018I must not bark in class\u2019. I was not a good girl yesterday. I wasn\u2019t a good girl when we went to the Swiss breeding test either. In between Mum says I\u2019ve been a very good girl, just not on the days where it matters. The problems is \u2018boys\u2019. It\u2019s not girl dogs who make me want to bark and misbehave, it\u2019s boys. I like them a lot. I flirt with them and make them fight over me. I\u2019d even got them marking their territory yesterday, which Mum was very cross with me about. I did have a great time, but apparently I caused Mum quite a lot of stress. She says if she didn\u2019t know better she\u2019d have thought I was coming into season. What can I say? I\u2019m just a naturally fun loving girl.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-friends-and-family\">Friends and family<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>There were so many of my friends and family there yesterday. Elliot and Sybil, both from my sister Valeria\u2019s litter last year, were there and so were Salvo and Izzy who are my sister Tosca\u2019s kids. Mum was delighted to see Della who is one of Shadow\u2019s daughters. Then my friend Koppa was there as well as Alfie\u2019s girlfriend Bella. Oh there were just so many, Toby, Eiger, Albie, Buddy, Odin, Heidi, Basil, Babeli, Ruby, Pip. I think I may have missed someone, it was great fun. I did quite well in the mini show we had but was very proud of my niece, Sybil, who won overall. Elliott really is very tall and looks so like my sister Valeria in the face. He did remind me of her so and we had a great time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-very-tired\">Very Tired<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>By the time we all got home we were very tired. It\u2019s lovely being outside all day\u2026 well except for the driving part and the weather was very nice. Now we are going to have a boring day but I\u2019d much rather play with my friends again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Love Wilma<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alfie\u2019s Diary \u2013 the Book as well as our other books are available&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/s\/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&amp;field-keywords=rosemary%20j%20kind\">HERE<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a9 2018 Rosemary J. Kind<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>All site content is subject to copyright and may not be reproduced without written permission.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>I must not bark in class I\u2019m going to be spending my morning repeating the words \u2018I must not bark in class\u2019. 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