This week is very exciting I have got a playmate for the whole week. One of my master\u2019s son\u2019s is staying and hasn\u2019t got to go to school this week. It is amazing, I am allowed to sleep upstairs in his bedroom and he can play with me all day. He is opening a savings account because he has the same problem of spending all his pocket money that I do. Perhaps I should have one at the same place. It isn\u2019t fair you can only get a cash card when you are 10 years old, I really want one now so that I can get my money out when I need it. It is a long way from here to get to the town and there aren\u2019t any bank branches in the forest, there\u2019s a few tree branches but I don\u2019t think they give out money. It was fun having a new playmate to go for a walk with, but he doesn\u2019t seem very keen when I try and roll him over in the mud, I really can\u2019t understand what the problem is.<\/p>\n
James (my playmate) has found a really good programme for me on the computer. It means I can type a sentence and the computer reads it out. Now for all the humans that don\u2019t believe I can talk and don\u2019t seem to understand what I am saying I can get the computer to say it for me. I just need to find a little computer with built in speakers that I can strap to my collar and take everywhere with me. That will make them all jump when I want to join in the conversation.<\/p>\n
I saw police badger when I was out for my walk today so I asked if Hedgehog is allowed to have visitors. Apparently the prison is right in the middle in the darkest part of the wood and he is only allowed visitors once a week. If he wants a visitor I have to apply for a special permit from the police badger but I need hedgehog to say he wants me to visit first. I guess the only thing I can do is write to badger and see if he would like me to visit.<\/p>\n
An invitation arrived in the post box yesterday to go to the Mayor\u2019s ball where we live. I was thinking how lovely it would be to take squirrel and how beautiful she would look in a ball gown. The first problem I would have is where I hire a dog sized dinner jacket from and the second problem would be having the courage to ask squirrel. Unfortunately my mistress has said that she and the master cannot go so I don\u2019t really know how we would get there either but I suppose given I haven\u2019t got any pocket money left I would also have difficulty buying the tickets.<\/p>\n
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