{"id":14206,"date":"2018-02-08T06:00:20","date_gmt":"2018-02-08T06:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=14206"},"modified":"2024-04-21T07:57:57","modified_gmt":"2024-04-21T07:57:57","slug":"thursday-8th-february-2018-boy-am-i-in-trouble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2018\/02\/08\/thursday-8th-february-2018-boy-am-i-in-trouble\/","title":{"rendered":"Thursday 8th February 2018 – Boy am I in trouble!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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I don\u2019t know what came over me. I think maybe I was trying to take Mum\u2019s mind off worrying about Alfie, but that may just be an excuse. There she was yesterday going for a shower as normal. There I was stretched out on her bed putting my paws up and then it was just like this little demon inside me. Mum\u2019s Ikea cuddly version of us was on the bed where it always is and I just thought \u2018Why should you always get to be on the bed when I\u2019m sometimes told I can\u2019t?\u2019 I did only intend to take him off the bed. Really, I did. I was just going to put him outside the bathroom door for when she came out. I did that once before too and it was quite funny as it was like there were three of us waiting for her instead of just me and Alfie. Anyway, things went a bit wrong this time. I picked him up by his tail and had two thoughts. Firstly, he was quite good at swinging round and secondly his tail was quite chewy. Well, to cut a long story short I did a bit of both of those things and he just sort of came apart in my paws. Ok, I chewed right through his tail. Are you happy now you\u2019ve got the full confession out of me? For the record, I\u2019m supposed to be getting a needle and thread and repairing him, but quite honestly, with these paws? I was told off in no uncertain terms and have had some of my privileges removed until I show that I\u2019ve understood what I\u2019ve done wrong and assure Mum I won\u2019t do anything like that again. Ok, so that\u2019s going to happen!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aristotle is also not in Mum and Dad\u2019s good books. He\u2019s upped his terms for going into his crate quietly and no long accepts a couple of pieces of food as payment. He did raise it to a third of a Bonio, but Mum has run out of those so he says he won\u2019t go in for less than a dried fish. This one could run and run.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We\u2019ll let you know how Alfie gets on tomorrow. We\u2019re all crossing our paws for him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Love<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wild Wilma<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Alfie\u2019s Diary \u2013 the Book as well as our other books are available HERE<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00a9 2018 Rosemary J. Kind<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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