It\u2019s a question I\u2019ve been meaning to ask for a while. Why is it that humans don\u2019t like manure. It came to mind more as a matter of compost than manure, to be fair. I gave Mum a great big kiss yesterday and you\u2019d think she\u2019d be grateful. Oddly she made a funny ungrateful noise and backed away. She said I smelled like the compost bin. Duh! Where did she think I\u2019d just been digging? Anyway, it got me to thinking about the times I run into the pile of chicken manure we pass on our walk, or find a bit of savoury fox poo. Never is she pleased about it. Not once has she said \u2018Oh how wonderful, come and share it with me.\u2019 I just don\u2019t get it. Manure and compost have great nutrients and are really very tasty. Humans must understand that in principle as they put them on the ground to help the plants grow. So why are they so reluctant to try eating it yourselves? It\u2019s odd. I see humans with all sorts of containers of vitamins and supplements to help give them all the things they are missing. They take them in really boring tablets, which don\u2019t really smell or taste of anything and think that is preferable to a good tasty mouthful of manure. I have offered to show Mum where to find the best bits. I\u2019ve offered to teach her the difference in the different types and to teach her how to roll in it for good measure, but she just does not want to learn. I\u2019m a persistent dog and I\u2019m not going to give up. I\u2019m thinking if I keep trying to share what I\u2019ve got with her she\u2019s bound to come round in the end. It\u2019s all just a matter of time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have a great Monday<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Love<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wilma<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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