{"id":14088,"date":"2018-01-04T06:00:02","date_gmt":"2018-01-04T06:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=14088"},"modified":"2018-01-04T06:00:02","modified_gmt":"2018-01-04T06:00:02","slug":"thursday-4th-january-2018-false-pretences","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2018\/01\/04\/thursday-4th-january-2018-false-pretences\/","title":{"rendered":"Thursday 4th January 2018 &#8211; False Pretences"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>You think you\u2019re going to the vet for a biscuit and a bit of sympathy and the next thing you know they are sticking your kennel cough vaccination up your nose and sticking a needle in your leg. There was none of this \u2018We\u2019re sorry to hear you don\u2019t feel well, Mr Dog, how can we make you better?\u2019 Oh now, just prodding and poking and needles! To be fair, my kennel cough was due, and I did need my regular blood test but no one told me they would be happening yesterday. Ok, so I was feeling much better and I hadn\u2019t been sick again, but I wanted to be simpered over and petted like any dog feeling under the weather. Our Mistress thinks it may have been my own fault for swallowing a chew before I\u2019d really chewed it the other day and is keeping me off chews for a few days as a precaution. However, in my defence I was stressed and was worried if I didn\u2019t swallow it someone might take it away. Some would say I was showing signs of paranoia but I\u2019d prefer to think of it as a perfectly reasonable concern, even though the only direct threat was a human and I\u2019ve never seen one of those with a chew before \u2013 but there\u2019s always a first time! We all have to start somewhere. Anyway, thank you all for showing a little more respect and sympathy than I got around here. It\u2019s comforting to know who my real friends are.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Today we need to remember what the usual routine used to be before Christmas and New Year got in the way. It\u2019s going to be odd as the schools haven\u2019t gone back and our Master is still around the house, but our Mistress has insisted that we dogs need to remember how things work and settle back into a regular pattern. It suits me. I\u2019m not great when things happen out of the ordinary and can get quite distressed so as long as I can stay close to our Mistress then everything is fine by me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Have a good day<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alfie<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You can find short stories to read at&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.alfiedog.com\/\">www.alfiedog.com<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alfie\u2019s Diary \u2013 the Book as well as our other books are available&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/s\/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&amp;field-keywords=rosemary%20j%20kind\">HERE<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a9 2017 Rosemary J. 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