Hooray, hooray, I\u2019m off on holiday. I\u2019m all a bit excited and keep going in and out to the car to check if everything is packed. My master gets really annoyed when I start to take everything out of the boot to check if something else that I have remembered is in there somewhere. I have got two sets of Andy\u2019s \u2018Nemo\u2019 armbands, in case I try swimming, a rubber ring, a bucket and spade, a sun hat and some sun cream. I look pretty cool in my sunglasses, even if I do say so myself. Then there is the information on the places we are going to that I printed off the internet, my bag of food, blanket, toys and treats. I have even remembered the little bags for my mistress to clear up after me. I got told off for taking some of my masters things out of the boot to fit mine in a bit better, but he doesn\u2019t need that many clothes really. I was glad to see they had packed walking boots so we can go for long walks, but was alarmed by the sight of waterproofs. I don\u2019t like going out in the rain. I hope they aren\u2019t thinking of making me go for walks whatever the weather is.<\/p>\n
Well we are all ready to go and although the journey as far as the Channel Tunnel will be familiar to me, we will be going in a completely different direction when we get to the other side. We will be going through the area where they make Champagne. Do you think I will be allowed to try a glass, as part of my overall travel experience?<\/p>\n
I wonder if the French dogs will be able to understand me when I bark at them. Perhaps it will help if I try and bark with a French accent.<\/p>\n
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